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01-08-09, 11:07 AM
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The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas . For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. The Dallas Cowboys Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Dr.Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ". Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill! Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody remembers and we can't seem to find out! Q. What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common? A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!       |
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01-08-09, 11:31 AM
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HAHAHA 
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01-08-09, 01:25 PM
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I'm a Cowboy fan and still find this stuff funny (and true). The problem is Jerry Jones. If he was a GM on any other team he would have gotten fired already based on his personnel moves.
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01-08-09, 07:34 PM
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Can't fire the owner.......
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01-09-09, 04:21 AM
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I definetly remember Cowboys winning SB 27, 28 & 30--still got them recorded on video and I don't care how long ago it might have been, it was Fukn SWEET!!! No too many teams fans can say they've seen their team win three super bowls. It's easy to bash on the cowboys now but ask fans in Philadelphia, Detroit, cleveland, buffalo, seattle, arizona and others and they would kill for just one super bowl. Last edited by blaze24k; 01-09-09 at 04:24 AM. |
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01-11-09, 12:12 AM
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__________________ “The [Navy] specs called for Mach 2.34. We actually tested the airplane for Mach 2.5. I flew it 2.5 a couple times. When you fly a Phantom, it’s built for 2.0, but when you fly that fast you know it. It’s like sitting on a beach ball; you don’t know which way it’ll go, it’s so sensitive. In a F-14 it’s like sitting in a Cadillac. It’s solid. You don’t realize you’re going that fast. |
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01-11-09, 05:09 PM
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01-11-09, 06:10 PM
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| A group of abused children wanted the Dallas Cowboys to adopt them because they never beat anybody. |
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01-11-09, 08:59 PM
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wow, lol
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