Top 10 Thoughts Going Through JERRY JONES' Noggin
 

10) I want my money back, biatches.

09) ???

09) When does Vick get out of prison?

08) When does OJ get out of prison??

07) I probably shouldn't have punched Romo so hard while he was in the shower.

6) The only teams not to play in the NFC Championship game since the last Cowboy playoff victory are: Cardinals, Redskins, Lions and Cowboys. Hard to believe the Cowboys are in with that group of teams. Nice going Jerry Jones.

And, if the Cardinals somehow get to the NFC Championship game, that list of teams will be down to 3.

5) P...A...T...H...E...T...I...C.......I thought we were annointed Champs at the beginning of the season.

4.- This is some fuzzy math. Shouldn't a bunch of losers add up to wins? Sheesh...

3. I have a new stadium next year.
2. the franchise is making money
1. I'M Making Money!.

I am the GREATEST GM of all time. Everyone else keeps screwing up my plans...

Real No. 1 thought:
 

1) Does T.O. still love me as much as I love T.O.?

1a. The only way I can be a GM is if I own a team. I'm not good enough of a GM to be hired by another team, so I'll just own a team and get to play GM.