The Outrageous, The Funny and The Down Right Witty

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This is an on-going topic to post funny comments/pics that we find in the net about the teams, players and games viewed by their fans.
Quote only the name of the poster, team and the subject if needed.

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Big Swami (Pistons)
Tim Duncan is a machine programmed to be fundamentally perfect, and Gasol is a shambling greasy hobo junkie. No question Timbot walks away with this one.

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Edited -MOLA1- (Pistons)
HAHAHAHA Guy def creative!

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'Bout Spurs' chances of contend in the POffs:
NO-KG-AI: Nope, they haven't been contenders since Tim Duncan retired.

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Odomize:Clipper Fan

Originally Posted by kidachi

Originally Posted by Odomize

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Vege on Pistons' coach:

Pull the trigger Joe, Fire Michael Curry!

Eight coaches have been fired so far in the 2008-2009 NBA Season.

Let's make Michael Curry the ninth!

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Poster Brad Williams (Dallas) on Reggie's coverage og the Dallas/Celtics gm lol
I also was close to vomiting when Reggie Miller was about to propose to Garnett at the end of the game.

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Originally Posted by D-Rose

I have no idea what's going on.

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Originally Posted by ScoopShot

Here it is... Baron Davis with the best basketball team in New York.

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Originally Posted by KOBE24isdabest

- Rudy Gay.

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Originally Posted by ScoopShot

I don't like him for kicking the Rocket's butt in the playoff... I'll only accept Deron in a Rocket's jersey when he's cheering for us... maybe this year after we sweep them in the playoff.

Nice legs.

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Ok this one would be shocking.

Originally Posted by NY Comeback

[kmgospurs]

I don't remember who did this or when but it was when they said that Manu needed cornrows .

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Originally Posted by Nash-tastic

Not a jersey photoshop but I found this online

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Originally Posted by Maniak

They arent hard to find around the internet. I think NY Comeback did a really nice version too.

Like this isn't going to happen.

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Hibachi! (Hornets)
On DWest after yesterday gm:
David West should never be allowed to put the ball on the ground... Ever... He looked good if you just looked at his numbers, but it doesn't really tell the story of how destructive he was to the Hornet's offense.

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Air defense ballet:


Fuchsia tights dance:

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Originally Posted by dunkman

Air defense ballet:


Fuchsia tights dance:

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SpacemanE (Wizards)
On Obby (ouch):
funny quote by one of my friends who knows nothing about basketball, "No man that ugly should be named Fabricio"

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JWizmentality (Wizards)
On Spurs' execution:
Poetry in motion. I hate games like this because the more I watch the Spurs the more I absolutely hate our own team.

[Mr.T.Dunkonyoazz]

Originally Posted by kmgospurs

I don't remember who did this or when but it was when they said that Manu needed cornrows .

poor dude doesn't have enough hair!!!!

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Originally Posted by NBA4EVER

here you go

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What do you think?

Originally Posted by KOBE24isdabest

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Guess what? Lebron did it!

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Originally Posted by ATHENEA

Guess what? Lebron did it!

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Which NBA players resemble what Animals?
Il_Devo



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Rasho Brezec


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Are we there yet?

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ESPN

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MLKG on Detroit Pistons

this recent stretch of games on national TV should clear up any misconceptions: Detroit is terrible.

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LeBron James Traded To The Los Angeles Lakers (satire)
Written by Abel Rodriguez
CLEVELAND - NBA superstar LeBron James has been traded by the Cleveland Cavaliers to the Los Angeles Lakers.

In a surprise move that left the NBA world stunned beyond belief King James will be going west to join the Los Angeles Lakers who currently possess the best record in the NBA at 46-10.

In exchange for James, the Lakers will be giving up Andrew Bynum, Josh Powell, Luke Walton, Sasha Vujacic, the entire L.A. Laker Girls Cheerleading Squad, $51 million in cash, 10,000 shares of Disneyland stock, and actor Jack Nicholson.

Both teams appear to be pleased. A spokesman for the Cavaliers said that Cleveland has really found itself in a bad financial situation lately.

The nation's economic mess has had a tremendous impact on a city that relies heavily on a blue collar fan base.

Attendance has dropped off sharply. And those fans that do attend Cavalier games are not buying hot dogs, peanuts, fried pickles-on-a-stick, or programs.

In Cleveland and the surrounding area, factories are being shut down. Industries are moving out of state, and the Cleveland winters are getting colder. So the money will definitely come in real handy.

Meanwhile back in LaLaLand. The fans could not be happier. Motorists started honking their horns when they first heard about the trade and the horn honking has not stopped.

Kobe Bryant was reached at his mansion up in the hills and when asked to comment on the acquisition of LeBron James let out a yell that Tarzan himself would be proud of.

Bryant said that now with LeBron on their team that there is no way that the Lakers are going to lose anymore games for the remainder of the season. A bold statment indeed. But one that a lot of the veteran sports reporters and writers tend to agree with.

Coach Gregg Popovich, of the rival San Antonio Spurs when told that LeBron had been traded to the Lakers, turned three shades of red, and yelled, "S***t! S***t! S***t!"

The Bryant-James pairing will be without a doubt the greatest NBA duo in history. Kobe is so excited that he has told LeBron that Savannah and their two little boys can stay with him, Vanessa, and their two little girls until he finds himself a multi-million dollar mansion to buy.

LeBron who has a $90 million contract with Nike has already been approached by one of the biggest Mexican food chains on the left coast.

The Tio Tavo Taco & Tamale Tower franchise wants to sign James to be their spokesperson. The T5 has offered El Rey Jaime (King James) a $91 million contract.

In other news. Fox News is reporting that if Lindsay Lohan, who has lost a tremendous amount of weight lately, gets any skinnier her belly button will end up on top of her G-spot

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Will we see a woman headcoach in the NBA?
CLee4Three
Team: Stupid

Only if they build a kitchen on the sideline.

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Which NBA players resemble what Animals?
By BDM22
[IMG]Which NBA players resemble what Animals?[/IMG]

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TNX MAVS FANS FOR FEEDING THIS THREAD

fluid.forty.one
We better not lose to a Ginobli/Duncanless Spurs team...

WraithXx
this is quite possibly the worst attempt at anything resembling a legible/interpretable statement, like, ever.

Dtownsfinest
Bad interior defense + bad perimeter defense = lucky to be down 13.

mmmfast
Turning off the stream, Mavs look like Pismo Panthers again.
Enjoy the game and the press tomorrow.

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hahaha I'm enjoying this!

Dim499
these are the kind of games that make me think I wasted the last 10 years of my life rooting for this stupid team.

Dtownsfinest
Damn. Parker just had Kidd running the wrong damn way.

Dtownsfinest
Its not even fair what Parker is doing to us right now.

Dim499
The thing about Elliot is he is the propaganda minister of the Spurs.

nowhereman
I didn't realize it was possible for an NBA team to look so old and so inexperienced simultaneously

tcat075
PASS BAREA! YOURE A 5TH SCORING OPTION!

Janett_Re
Maybe the Spurs feel sorry for us and quit driving.

tcat075

Anyone want some pitiful stats?

Starters were a combined 15/49 shooting.

Tony Parker made as many FG's as all of the Mavs starters combined.

Only two bench players made field goals (Barea + Singleton). A third scored from a FT (Bass). This is despite Dampier playing merely 9 minutes.

Tony Parker had more assists (12) than the entire Mavericks team (10).

BGMaverick9
Oberto is a pest-like player and isn't afraid to be physical, that's right up the alley to derail Dirk.

JES12
They forgot to mention in the pre-game intros that Dirk would not be playing today.

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Mavs used to be my nicotine rush.

Now I know how smokers feel when they try to quit. And the Jason Kidd patch don't work!

matt6715
I'm glad Devin harris dropped 39 last night and Jason Kidd is tearing up the Spurs for 2 points. I'm also happy Kidd can guard Tony Parker.

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Barea plays like a young Iverson, except he has one third of the skill.

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OK. Some are not NBA mascots

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I had to post this one

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Warspite on Pistons present season

Before the Pistons couldnt win games and compete for a title and now they cant lose games and compete for a lottery pick. Complete incompetence......

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lilmarcgasol on AI

Allen Iverson: Cancer or Ebola??
Does he slowly eat your team alive from the inside and kill it slowly, like cancer?

Or is he an instant you catch it, one week of surviving then your team is killed, like ebola?

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Originally Posted by ATHENEA

I had to post this one

That was so funny and so unexpected!