The Outrageous, The Funny and The Down Right Witty

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BWAHAHHAHAHA

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Ok This guy has nuttin on Manu

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lol

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hahaha

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Athenea, those are great!

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Fakers fans reactions:

This post has got to make it to the Spurs board QTFO's

And it did!!

Spurs: Harlem Globe Trotters
Lakers: Washington Generas

Parker-Duncan-Gino...

Like fine wine, they just get better, and better. It's like they've morphed into a single killing machine. When they are all healthy they could quite possibly be the best 3some in the league...

As VG keeps repeating over and over again in this broadcast. "They just know how to play basketball."

Kobe out - Lakers destroy Spurs
Kobe in - Spurs destroy Lakers

kobe stans =

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lol

lol@ ginobili giving the lakers free dance lessons tonight

spurs to the lakers

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Re: 2012 NBA Playoffs - (1) Spurs vs. (8) Jazz - Series (0-0

Postby ClayDavis on Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:57 pm
spurs so much spacing, jazz it looks like its 10 guys squeezed into a mini cooper

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Re: 2012 NBA Playoffs - (1) Spurs vs. (8) Jazz - Series (0-0

Postby ClayDavis on Sun Apr 29, 2012 2:27 pm
spurs open 3s? make. jazz opens 3? brick

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lol

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I'm stealing that one

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^^

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Look a like

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lol

Re: 2012 NBA Playoffs - (1) Spurs vs. (8) Jazz - (2-0 SA)

Postby Ming Kong! on Sat May 05, 2012 10:06 pm
This is what I wanted to see from Utah, a good game, where they could actually gain some good playoff experience and grow. The last game was... *cries* *vomits*

Re: 2012 NBA Playoffs - (1) Spurs vs. (8) Jazz - (2-0 SA)

Postby Catchall on Sat May 05, 2012 10:07 pm
Whatever adjustments the Jazz made defensively have stopped the sausage grinder they were subjected to in Game 2.

Re: 2012 NBA Playoffs - (1) Spurs vs. (8) Jazz - (2-0 SA)

Postby justinandimcool on Sat May 05, 2012 10:17 pm
beautiful play Manu/Timmy! Mimmy!

Re: 2012 NBA Playoffs - (1) Spurs vs. (8) Jazz - (2-0 SA)

Postby Catchall on Sat May 05, 2012 11:54 pm
Watching the Spurs move the ball down court and drop shots is like watching a pool master hit trick shots and exotic combos.

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Worth posting it...
Game Thread from Jazz site:

Game 3: San Antonio Spurs 2 @ Utah Jazz 0

by FJS on Fri May 04, 2012 1:12 pm
2 VS [COLOR=#008000]0[/COLOR]

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More funny quotes

Game 3: San Antonio Spurs 2 @ Utah Jazz 0

Postby HappyProle on Sat May 05, 2012 10:21 pm
Spurs get a better shot in 3.3 seconds than the Jazz get in 24.

Game 3: San Antonio Spurs 2 @ Utah Jazz 0

Postby HappyProle on Sat May 05, 2012 10:46 pm
Duncan, who is 36, just outran Jefferson down the court.

#lazyAl

lol

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Spurs' press conf LOL

Re: 2012 Playoffs First Round- San Antonio Spurs (1) vs (8) Utah Jazz Series Thread
A bunch of funny post game interviews tonight.

TD: "Jack game into the game tonight and was absolutely awful"

Jackson: "He's just getting me back for a comment I made after last game. I told him he should wear a headband to hold down those big ears. Baby dumbo is what we call him"

Pop responding to reporter how he feels about their chances to go on and win the NBA Championship: "As usual scared as hell"

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=)

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Funny posts...

Clippers are thinking:

Re: Western Conference 2nd Round: #1 San Antonio Spurs (0) vs. #5 Los Angeles Clippers (0)
Watching the Spurs is like watching a paper mac

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Funny explanation of CP3's flopping:

The Spurs aren't as bad as they used to be when Oberto was on the team. Oberto was the one that actually brought out the "heliflopter" from CP3 back in 2008. It was a reaction to Oberto's flopping that caused Paul to deliberately over-exaggerate a foul/fall in an attempt to prove a point to the ref.

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Re: 2012 NBA Playoffs SA Spurs (1) vs LA Clippers (5) (0-0)

Postby bertrob on Tue May 15, 2012 8:55 pm
In this Spurs BIG commercial we get to see Rondo blow a defensive assignment IN SLOW MOTION
Wooooooo!

Re: 2012 NBA Playoffs SA Spurs (1) vs LA Clippers (5) (0-0)

Postby dyukcs on Tue May 15, 2012 9:01 pm
The Clippers are about to finish a quarter without a flop.

/impressed

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haha

lakers0505

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2012 8:14 pm Post subject:
Throw it into Bynum.
Then throw it out the Pau behind the arc.
Then give it to Kobe.

Mike is using all his best players, come on now!

That moron popvich, he's sharing the ball and all that nonsense, thank god Mike Brown was never exposed to his coaching.

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lol

Re: Western Conference 2nd Round: #1 San Antonio Spurs (1) vs #5 Los Angeles Clippers (0)
Jordan doesn't know how to play basketball. Duncan has had a Ph.d in the subject since he was ****ting in his diapers too.

Re: 2012 Playoffs Second Round -San Antonio Spurs (1) vs (5) L.A Clippers Series Thread
for those keeping score, this will be spurs 16th straight win. if they hold onto a double digit lead, they would have won 14 of those games by double digits. five of those by 20+.

their offense is on another level right now. you can count on 4-5 spurs to be in double digits every game and they're about 10 deep. they just have you chase the ball all over the place. we don't even know about their clutch play because they....just don't get in those situations

Re: 2012 Playoffs Second Round -San Antonio Spurs (1) vs (5) L.A Clippers Series Thread
Our Spurs give Clippers flopping clinic

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Re: 2012 NBA Playoffs SA Spurs (1) vs LA Clippers (5) (1-0)

Postby rockmanslim on Thu May 17, 2012 11:31 pm
this pop press conference is gold

reporter: "coach, can you talk about this hot streak you're on, 16th win in a row, 17.5 point average margin of victory?"

pop: "No."


*awkward silence*

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Re: 3 easy ways for any team to defeat Spurs

I've heard that Pop bought the pool from Cocoon a few months ago.

David Robinson wants to comeback next year

Re: 3 easy ways for any team to defeat Spurs

Sit Duncan. Sit Parker. Fire Pop. That will defeat the Spurs.

Quote:

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Re: Western Conference 2nd Round: #1 San Antonio Spurs (2) vs #5 Los Angeles Clippers (0)

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Wtf happened. Thought it was safe to turn the tv off after 33-11.

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haha

Re: Game 3: Los Angeles (0) vs San Antonio (2)

Postby BIG EDDIE on Sat May 19, 2012 4:23 pm
The commentator just said: "A 24-0 run has lead from a 24-point deficit to a 12-point lead"

LOL, thats nice math

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From LaLaGround

PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 2:15 pm Post subject:
The court needs to be blessed before they put on the Laker court, heck do an exorcism or something

Posted: Sat May 19, 2012 1:15 pm Post subject:
Spurs cloned Duncan 20 years, killed the original, and put the clone to play.

No other explanation.

PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2012 1:26 pm Post subject:
Leonard is a rookie? Mike Brown's head must have exploded when he heard this. Like an exploding potato in a microwave.

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Clipps forum...

As soon as the Clippers felt the pressure, they became paper tigers.

We have as many days left in the playoffs as Ginobili has Haircuts.

Manu just exposed Foye's low IQ bad lmao. Like a dog owner who pretends to throw the ball and sends dog running.

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GuillePaz

Sources say: After the game, Chris Paul´s kid went to hug his father to comfort him, and upon hug, CP3 flopped.

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Eddy
Here is one memorable about Manu Ginobili:

"The most exciting European player that I've seen" - Magic Johnson, geography bee champion @

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hahhaa

Re: 2012 Playoffs Western Conference Finals - SA Spurs (1) vs (2) OKC Thunder Series
Epic series is already epic!

The Super Urkels vs the Nasty!!!

Re: 2012 Playoffs Western Conference Finals - SA Spurs (1) vs (2) OKC Thunder Series
Its over. The Jedis schooled the Padawans.

Re: 2012 Playoffs Western Conference Finals - SA Spurs (1) vs (2) OKC Thunder Series
S-Jax with the

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Re: 2012 Playoffs Western Conference Finals - SA Spurs (1) vs (2) OKC Thunder Series
Ginobili taking his flop crown back from CP3

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HAHAHHAHA

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Re: 2012 Playoffs Western Conference Finals - SA Spurs (1) vs (2) OKC Thunder Series
Someone get Westbrook a map. He needs one trying to find Parker.

Re: 2012 Playoffs Western Conference Finals - SA Spurs (1) vs (2) OKC Thunder Series

This reminds me of the computer on Hall of fame on 2k12

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Re: 2012 Playoffs Western Conference Finals - SA Spurs (1) vs (2) OKC Thunder Series
Spurs are f*cking filthy

They aren't just surgical, they're God damn neurosurgeons.

Re: 2012 Playoffs Western Conference Finals - SA Spurs (1) vs (2) OKC Thunder Series
Get out the stitches, the Spurs are opening up a damn clinic right now wow

Re: 2012 Playoffs Western Conference Finals - SA Spurs (1) vs (2) OKC Thunder Series
Pop should let OKC field 6 players on the court to make it more fair.

omfg.... spurs in harlem globetrotters / God mode.

Brings tears to my eyes. I thought i d never see this kind of basketball. Everything they do is so beautiful.

Re: 2012 Playoffs Western Conference Finals - SA Spurs (1) vs (2) OKC Thunder Series
@ the Spurs making OKC's defense look like 6th grade girl scouts.

Popovich vs. Brooks is like me stepping in the ring to box Mike Tyson.

Gregg Goatpovich

Re: 2012 Playoffs Western Conference Finals - SA Spurs (1) vs (2) OKC Thunder Series
Replace the Hulk with Ginobili in the Avengers. You wouldn't know the difference.

Re: 2012 Playoffs Western Conference Finals - SA Spurs (1) vs (2) OKC Thunder Series
OKC fighting until the last second. That's cute

Considering the point guards Parker has faced so far in the playoffs if the Spurs get to the Finals Mario Chalmers is going to look like a hot meal

Parker will pizzut him in a blizzender and serve drizzinks to Wizzade and Lebrizzon

Ernie: "Wasn't so much a Hack-a-Splitter as an Embrace the Brazilian"

Quote:

honestly though...ytf do these guys wear backpacks? Why????

grown ass men looking like high schoolers...

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BWAHHAHAHA

Re: If Lakers had somehow beat OKC...

Re: Am I the only one that doesn't fear the Spurs?

This. If the Lakers play the Spurs I would cry my eyes out and stab myself to sleep.

parker should be wearing a chef's hat cause he is cooking westbrook...

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hahahah

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Here's The Only Way The Spurs Can Be Beat

Here’s The Only Way The Spurs Can Be Beat

Here's The Only Way The Spurs Can Be Beat The list of memorable halftime acts can be easily recited by any basketball fan: Quick Change, unicycle bowl lady, Frisbee Dog, and my personal favorite: Zooperstars! Last night's Western Conference Finals matchup in San Antonio appeared to feature the guy who plays outside the arena for cash as you walk back to your car, but no matter. The only person at AT&T Center who hit more buckets last night was Tony Parker.

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Nowhere to go!