The Outrageous, The Funny and The Down Right Witty

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Lol Pop on TP's come back on Fri

“He’ll start,” Popovich said. “He’s only been gone about a day and a half. We really thought he was going to be gone forever including me. The foie gras and truffle treatment worked very well. He’s back.”

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On Lebron's pearls of wisdom

Originally Posted by [B

vietlakersfan29[/b]]

LePwned!!!

[Dulce]

Originally Posted by PurpleChuck

Originally Posted by nbacardDOTnet

[Dulce]

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hahahaha
U mad?

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During chat...
[Jose_TheGenius] 9:09 pm: for every 30 point loss, Taco Bell puts exlax in one taco

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LMAO I have to steal it for the thread

Originally Posted by Dulce

check this out-apparently they are doing this to silence the critics:



then someone posted this:

[Eddy from Austin]

[Dulce]

TOO FUNNY!

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From Spurs@Mavs gm march 18th...LMAO

Originally Posted by skakavac

jet strikes again...comes in...rished shot..TO

Originally Posted by sefant77

Terry shouldnt be allowed for any big mouth talk or interview

Originally Posted by Kante

Dirk in playoffmode, nice. Terry in playoffmode, thanks!

Originally Posted by deamon

Villagers from San Antonio are going to kill us

Originally Posted by skakavac

nice defense JET maybe u could move ur feet :-)

Originally Posted by Kante

Oh and when did Dirk last touched the ball on offense? 1961?

Originally Posted by skakavac

WOW JET AND JJB together are awful....sit JET play JJB...never thought i would say said..JET 0-6 MR TALKER

Originally Posted by JayR

terry please just sit your ass on the bench and only stand up when you realise every shot you took tonight was horrible.

Originally Posted by fluid.forty.one

Ya Terry should be telling the crowd to be sad, not pump them up!!!

Originally Posted by She_Growls

JET singing to the choir as he leaves the court...he reminds me of a flashy preacher, aka, Steve Martin's character in Leap of Faith....full of sh*t.

Originally Posted by Bayliss

His name should be JET. It should be invisible ink. It only shows up against the crappy teams, and fade away against the elite.

Originally Posted by Rick41

"Naww man, I don't foul."

Originally Posted by Rick41

I don't ever want to hear Jason Terry talk about the Spurs EVER again.

Originally Posted by Kante

The offense right now looks like 5 strangers playing the first time with eachother.

Originally Posted by LonghornDub

I think Terry does not understand the distinction between "keep shooting your normal shots when you're cold" and "when you're cold, shoot even more difficult shots that you wouldn't normally shoot, such as to prove that you're not cold."

Originally Posted by CadBane

The Mavs have got to be the unluckiest team in the NBA team. Teams hit more fluke, junk, bailout, buzzer beating shots against us than I've ever seen for any other team.

Originally Posted by CadBane

Gotta love that Mavs backcourt (Kidd, JJB, Roddy, Jet)!

13 assists and 13 turnovers! Not to mention some Zorro defense.

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On Lebron's killer instict lol

Originally Posted by Bluewaterheaven

Re: Biggest competitor today?


Lebron has the killer instinct of a 6 year old girl.

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Poor JayJay

Originally Posted by Ice32

Re: Game 69 March 18, 2011: Mavs Vs Spurs

Please, get Barea off! he cant guard anyone when hes a midget

Originally Posted by zaman314125

Re: Game 69 March 18, 2011: Mavs Vs Spurs

Wow barea is in! Eff my life!!

Originally Posted by Ice32

Re: Game 69 March 18, 2011: Mavs Vs Spurs

as much as I hate Manu, he makes all the right plays

Re: Game 69 March 18, 2011: Mavs Vs Spurs

Postby sweet daddy on Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:31 pm

ASIMO wrote:

Ligatsa wrote:Terry is even at his worst in the playoffs. Correct me if I'm wrong, but the only series where he has do anything good is the Houston series. .



16.3ppg, 44.9FG% (3pt 38.1%) 2.1TO in his career

16.8ppg , 43.8FG% (3pt 37.2%) 1.9TO in 62 PO games in Dallas.


looks almost same... you just dont like his play...? :



Playoff games:

'07/'08 - 15.8ppg, 43.3FG%, 4.8assts
'08/'09 - 14.3ppg, 38.9FG%, 1.9assts
'09/'10 - 12.7ppg, 37.7FG%, 2.0 assts
FT% went down all 3 years.

See a trend here? Happy with it? I'm glad he was good a few years ago. Thanks for the memories, JET. But this is now.

I've always been a JET fan. This isn't the JET of a few years ago.

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WTH

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bwahahahha

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On Knicks meltdown against the Celtics March 21st

Originally Posted by SolidSnake008

Re: Game Thread March 21

Originally Posted by E.H.Munro

I think you mean Chickentenders.

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LMAO

Originally Posted by Guapo

I have to admit that my heart broke for Steve Nash when I heard the news about the soap opera in Suns land.

As usual, though, I tried to find the upside in the situation.

Steve... My heart goes out to you.

Just remember. Things could be worse!

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LOL

thaKEAF

Re: WC 1st RD: #8 Memphis Grizzlies (1) vs. #1 San Antonio Spurs (0)
The weatherman reports a high chance of flopping in game 2 with the return of ginobili.

Postby carbine23 on Wed Apr 20, 2011 8:29 pm
Manu with the big ass whatever on his arm yet still plays, kudos man.

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Oldies:


Chat quotes Game 62: Heat @ Spurs

[MyKey-30] 1:54 am: LeDumb can have his highlight dunks that will be all for naught.

[Mombear] 2:02 am: bill land said lebron weighs about 270 lbs
[Jose_TheGenius] 2:02 am: how much of that is his ego MB?
[Mombear] 2:02 am: 199


[Jose_TheGenius] 2:25 am: when RJ is playing D, an angel is blowing his brains out in heaven IT


[Mombear] 4:01 am: lol the show Ace of Cakes title for the next show is called "MIAMI MELTDOWN" lol
[Mombear] 4:01 am: guess they're doing a show about the heat
[Mombear] 4:07 am: lol foie gras treatment hahahaha


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Wade2Bosh


Tony Parker was ruled out for 2-4 weeks a few days ago....

He's back tonight. Just the Heat's recent luck


Basel

After one quarter...

Miami - 12
Matt Bonner - 12


Hulk Hogan
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TrueRob
Looks like Tony might play..... if he does, no excuses, Spurs fans!
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That means the Heat chances just dropped from 0 to negative..

LBJ nicks:

Originally Posted by BallsOut

LeBulldoze

Skip Bayless
LeBrick open jumpers

LeTurnover.


R.I.P.
LeBron starts the 3rd quarter at PF and there is nothing the Spurs can do about it.

Scoreboard 3rd quarter:

Heat 8
Spurs 16


blacknapalm

lebron just needs to get away from mike brown and get another all-star on the team. oh..wait, what happened?




ginobli2311
Quote:
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Originally Posted by IGOTGAME
Its too much penetration...Its bad individual defense being made worst by incorrect rotations. that isnt Coach Spo, that is the players.
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this. pg penetration and no rim protectors equal death if a team can hit threes.


Doranku

If anyone's on suicide watch, it's Bibby.

Forfeit 6.2 million in salary
Join Miami
Blow a 24 point lead at home
Get blown out by 25+ the following night
???
Serious life reevaluation

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Happy times Spurs@Lakers latest gm of the reg season Tue Apr 12, 2011

Originally Posted by sonn

Hopefully Pau is also saving his defense for the playoffs.

If by defense you mean screaming then yes.

Originally Posted by PauKoBynum=champs

pop about to throw in the bench... oh wait a min..

Originally Posted by Rsxtreme415

Being a world class dumbass

Originally Posted by ShowtimeDynasty_24/7

One of the killer b's, Lamar Odom?

Originally Posted by RealOne

What part B doesn't Reggie understand

Originally Posted by k4lakers

Some guy I've never heard of just scored on us with ease.

Originally Posted by LakerFanAlways

My 12 year old cousin plays basketball, I told him NEVER EVER play defense like Pau

Originally Posted by undefeatedAJ

In stupidassville

Originally Posted by LakerFanAlways

I'll bring the baseball bat, I just want to talk to him

Originally Posted by LakerFanAlways

I don't blame them either..I came out of my room during halftime and my brother looked at me and said "Who died?" yeah I had that kind of look on my face

Originally Posted by RealOne

Tough day for the Killer B's... Barnes can't move his knee, Bynum hurt his knee, Blake with the chicken pox.

(bleep)

Originally Posted by SlickVic

Yeah, I don't get why they're double teaming Splitter. What next, they gonna start double teaming the waterboy?

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Originally Posted by jalbertopd

Tony Allen: where the mouth is bigger than the brain happens...

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Funny compilation:
Some Funny Basketball Stuff
[center]***********Let's start with some funny looking faces from the NBA league:*********



Want my ball?

Have I told you that I'm in love with you?

I guess there is no face at all..

Horror movie..

Oooooo..

Gosh, I bet he is so sorry for that one
***********Next, we go with some funny gay pictures*********



We love each other more..

Is that Hugo Boss? God, you smell so, ahem, sexy..

No comment..

.. I said no comment

That's gotta hurt!
***********NBA montage:*********



Is it me or Michael Jordan?

Something's definitely wrong with Kevin..

And with Kobe too..

Ever imagined Shaq with long hair?

And the Oscar goes to Tim Duncan for his confused faces. (also check out Manu Ginobili with no eyebrows and Tony Parker without his left ear)
***********NBA kicks:*********



Auch!

It's not just any leg.. It's Karl Malone's leg..

Can't really tell what's happening but it doesn't look pretty..

It's not just any elbow.. okay okay, you get the point..
***********Other funny pictures:*********



Watch out cameraman..

Size matters..

What? Where? When? Okay maybe "when" didn't fit in there but I'm sure he has no clue where the rim is..

Gary Payton the circus man..

I don't know about you but I don't wanna be in his shoes. And I'm not talking about Shaq

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[Mombear]

that is awesome!!!!

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Enemy lines meltdown after Manu's and Neal's shots. Enjoy!

Hawker

gotta be kidding me lol
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Babalu

omg ginobili

GINOBLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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kaiiu

thats a deuce
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NewYorkNoPicks


Default Thank You Memphis Grizzlies!
Thank you for finally putting the nail in the coffin of the dynasty that nobody cared about. San Antonio.... ITS OVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Enough with the Spurs luck. They never deserved Duncan, they only got him because Robinson was injured....complete bs. I wont go into all the details of everyone else on their roster that they lucked into.

Now, the undeserving dynasty is finished. ------->

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Mr Know It All

Huge shot. Too bad it was a 2.
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Laker12

Lol @ Spurs
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Zackmorris

End of a era!!!

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ICanDunk

Grizzlies win by a toe
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Mr. Jabbar

awww poor flopper got what he deserved, a 2
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Rysio

#1 seed lose in 5
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R.H.C.P.
that's turrible

R.H.C.P.'s Avatar

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Assassin

I ..... love this game.
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Nets fan 93

Tough break for SA. That was beyond awesome!
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branslowski

Dynasty been over brah....Since like 4yrs ago...
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dunksby

But you gotta give it to Ginobili that was a MONSTER CLUTCH shot!
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DixieNourmous

Clutch Free Throws
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jrong

Should have bricked it. Brick it and the game is over.
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Babalu

is fisher in the building?
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blacknapalm
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Ruh-Roh

Holy ****....
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mans1ay3r

O. M. F. G.
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d.bball.guy
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kaiiu

Oohhhhhhhhhhh Ssshhhhhhhittttttt
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FashionIssues

wqlrjnalshrnlabhernvlhenrvoahr nbiawihtbskribhawtozw
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B-Low

well i'll be...
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Rysio

wowwwwwwww
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kuniva_dAMiGhTy

Spurs wont die!!!!
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Indian guy

Like a ****ing cockroach .

THEY ARE ALIVE!!!!!!!!1
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Kevin_Garnett_5

Neal!!!!!!!!!!!
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dunksby

eghfuijwqegsh;unjfgesbfoinkwfasvjoml;savpdomsne'gw ekvsdbpin'kfvsbdnpkfagjbsdo
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Assassin
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1rkrage

gtfo
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HB40TheNextStar


Neal With It Mother****ers~

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OriginalNameGuy

Ice In His Veins

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Juges8932

Holy ****. What clutch shooting for the Spurs in the last 3 seconds of the game, lol.
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Babalu

omg neal. OMG!

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Zackmorris
Get the fuccccccckkkkkk outttttaaaaaa hereeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


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blacknapalm

wow the old dog still has some fight left
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Before Neal's shot:

Originally Posted by [B

darth_federer[/b] ]
Spurs need this guy

After Neal's shot:

Originally Posted by tangent12

DAMMIT!!! These grandpas wont die!!

Give it up man, dammit.

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Originally Posted by enigmatics

on Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:09 pm
Grizz fans, we know how that ish feels.

- Suns Fans

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Originally Posted by enigmatics

on Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:09 pm
Grizz fans, we know how that ish feels.

- Suns Fans

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lol

Originally Posted by JWiLL02

on Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:09 pm
I think the Grizz colour guy just died.

Originally Posted by magicfan4life05

on Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:09 pm
I CANT BREATHE

IM NOT JOKING


THIS IS SO EPIC


SPURS STARED ELIMINATION IN THE EYES AND SAID ITS NOT MY TIME !!!!!!!


ITS NOT THEIR TIME !!!!!!!!!!!!


YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME....

Originally Posted by Air Weems

on Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:10 pm
I nearly crapped my pants. HOLY MOTHER OF PEARL THAT WAS..

Originally Posted by holdenwait

on Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:11 pm

lolll at the Grizz announcer passing out

Can not believe that crazy jumper went in.

Originally Posted by Ming Kong!

on Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:13 pm
Ok guys, the shot was like 5 minutes ago, stop with these reaction posts lol

Originally Posted by Shook Ones

on Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:19 pm
as a Celtics fan, thats one thing i don't miss - tony allen's boneheaded offensive decisions

[Dulce]

Originally Posted by dude77
yeah what's up with this ? .. I'm new here so I don't know .. is this done for every star of the losing finals team each year ? or is lbj being singled out like a punching bag ?

Does this answer your question?

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On Orlando Magic(28-15) @ San Antonio Spurs(27-13

Postby Last Guardian on Wed Mar 14, 2012 7:50 pm
Hedo dunks. If that isn't a sign of an end of something coming, I don't know what is.

Postby Bensational on Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:53 pm

but **** you Turk. get off this team. go start a pizza franchise in ****.

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SOunds like a "plank"

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On Manu's great dunk of the night, sore loser Magic fan:

Postby Nemesis21 on Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:22 pm
GiBALDo just got away with 5 steps.

Postby magicman123 on Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:23 pm
every time ginobli flops he loses hair

Postby ChosenSavior on Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:21 pm
Stop flopping Ginobili, with your bald spot headed ass..

Postby ivDT on Wed Mar 14, 2012 9:21 pm
at some point, aren't you too old to flop?

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LMAO

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by Pattycakes on Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:56 pm

I'm not even from California and I have to correct imbeciles daily about that.

HAHAHA

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Originally Posted by JWest

I'd rather have my 97 yr. old grandmother play for the Spurs than have Derek Fisher and she's dead.

obligatory Lakers suck zombie brains

[Eddy from Austin]

[Mombear]

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Waterboy he is NOT!

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HAHAHAHA

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Steve Nash??? No way!!

[Mombear]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

Steve Nash??? No way!!

[jrtristan2003]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

I bet they called a foul on the Spurs for that play

[Dulce]

Yep, it was on Finley.

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On Spurs@Kings gm

Re: Spurs @ Kings

Postby Nicky Nix Nook on Wed Mar 28, 2012 11:09 pm

Popovich, tell us your secrets

Seriously, what a **** good team, man. I think a coach pointing to video of the Spurs and going "Do what they do" would be more effective than about half the coaches in the NBA.

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This has to be here:

En route to earning their sixth straight win, the veteran San Antonio Spurs impressed the young up-start Sacramento Kings, according to The Sacramento Bee.

“(Expletive) you’re good,” 21-year old Kings center DeMarcus Cousins recalled telling legendary Spurs big man Tim Duncan.

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Funny gifs