The Outrageous, The Funny and The Down Right Witty

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LMAO

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On Kobe's play on 12/28: Los Angeles Lakers @ San Antonio

Originally Posted by taucesays

I didn't know Kobe got his contractor's license. He's already working on the second story of his new brick house.

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[katyspursfan]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

Illegal pick?

Could be. But certainly Offensive.

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Originally Posted by katyspursfan

Could be. But certainly Offensive.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Eddy from Austin]

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[Mombear]

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Couldn't help it lol

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Mavs' fan on Mavs-Spurs gm jan 14th

Originally Posted by Underdog

Great half!

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@Tony

(Eric Gay/ASSOCIATED PRESS )

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Originally Posted by Racspur

Chris Bosh sprains ankle, worsens health by shoving foot in mouth

Chris Bosh sprains ankle, worsens health by shoving foot in mouth

January 16, 2011 · 2:50PM
by Micah Hart

Chris Bosh had a rough start to the season. With Miami struggling out of the gate, a lot of the agitas was thrown his way, with people claiming he wasn’t as good as the other members of the SuperFriends, that he was soft, and that he couldn’t handle the increased pressure of performing in the spotlight.
Most of that was forgotten as the Heat shrugged off their mediocre 9-8 start by winning 21 of the next 22 games, and Bosh, by averaging 18.6 ppg and 8.2 rebounds, answered those criticisms.
Well, two of the three anyway.
Bosh is taking heat today for his postgame comments after Saturday night’s 99-96 loss to the Bulls in Chicago, a game in which Bosh appeared to hurt his ankle after Chicago’s Omer Asik accidentally rolled onto his leg chasing after a loose ball.
According to ESPN’s Brian Windhorst, Bosh didn’t take too kindly to Asik’s tenacity:

“C’mon, that is how guys get hurt, that is how serious injuries happen. You’ve got to watch people’s legs. I know guys want to hustle and everything but we all want to play and provide for our families and have a job. …We all want to be healthy and that is very important. If it is by somebody’s leg, don’t dive for the ball, it’s too close.”

Needless to say, this has caused quite a bit of snickering on the Interwebs, with our own John Schuhmann leading the charge on Twitter:

@johnschuhmann “If it’s flu season, don’t defend me too tightly. That’s how germs are spread.” #chrisboshquotes
@johnschuhmann “If you cut back door, I might hurt my neck. That is how guys get hurt.” #chrisboshquotes
@johnschuhmann “If you might accidentally poke me in the eye, don’t try to block my shot. That’s how injuries happen.” #chrisboshquotes

Pretty funny stuff. By the way, here is the play in question — you be the judge if Asik is playing dirty or not:
I dunno — I understand Bosh wanting players to take care not to injure each other, but seems to me that diving after loose balls is what often separates winning from losing, or at least that’s what I’ve been led to believe by every single postgame press conference ever ever.
I don’t really think Bosh means to imply that players shouldn’t hustle for loose balls, and I am sure he’ll spin a different story when he is inevitably asked to comment on his comments in the next day or so. But it made for a few good chuckles on a basketball-lite Sunday, so as far as I’m concerned, it’s all good.

[Eddy from Austin]

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hahahha

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Lebron James "I didn't go to college" Blooper. Hilarious!

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Poor guy....U don't have to go to college to say..hmm.read a book or two.

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On Denver @ San Antonio on Sun Jan 16, 2011

Originally Posted by Powder Blue

Before Spurs Game


After Spurs Game

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lol

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WTH!!!

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Pop on Tiago's nasty fall
“His backside must be made of cast iron,” Popovich said. “He says he doesn’t feel a thing. I think I would have been out ?for a month-and-a-half and would have been moaning and groaning after that."

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[Dulce]

Never gets old.

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[Mombear]

Originally Posted by Showtime

Hey Mike, still haven't learned anything huh?



goddamit! why can't i beat this guy, and why do people keep talking about da fence? The one around my house? Where is this fence?

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Fan reaction to Rudy Gay's gm winner jan 24th

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Invitation to the dance?

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HAHAHA Missed that play

[Mombear]

aww poor guy...

[Kager]

I know this is fun thread but that sux from Dwight, he aimed at the head.... anyone that has played a lot of basketball has felt the sting of leather to the noggin and for someone to aim at your head (especially that size of person trying to get some speed on it) not cool.

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I bet Jose is thinking: "Why not Udoka's head instead...?"

[Eddy from Austin]

[Kager]

Go through Timmy drinking bad Gatorade and click on Shaq owns a reporter... the guy was asking for it with a stupid question.

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Spurs @ Utah Jazz Jan 26th
On Raja Bell and Manu Ginobili going up against each other...

Originally Posted by Scoooter

Epic flop duel! Worlds colliding! Universes annihilating!

[Eddy from Austin]

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Never gets old ^

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[Dulce]

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On his commentary for Dime Magazine Manu Ginobili Destroys Kevin Garnett With a Monster Block, Patrick Cassidy writes:

Remember the old TV spots where the old lady falls in her house and goes, “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”? I’m trying real hard not refer to KG as “Life Alert” from now on …

Never gets old lol

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Pau Gasol showing his duckin ...ehem... rebounding skills

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thurloly
Franchise Player
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Joined: 14 Nov 2008
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Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:09 am Post subject:
I jumped up when I saw Duncan missed the shot. Then, I sank back down when I saw a tip in. It is like throwing poop into my face. So......*sigh*

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by Sedale Threatt on Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:11 am
Great job Lamar. You got beat for position by an 80 year old.


Postby Malapropism on Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:12 am
McWin.

by Celtics_35 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:13 am
LMAO

Loss-Angelas !!!!


by Vinsanity420 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:15 am
This "size advantage" is so much BS... the Lakers bigs just got outworked by an old man.


by bjax24 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:18 am
I can die at peace now seeing McDyess hit a buzzer beater.

-crawls in bed at slices wrists-



By Vinsanity420 on Fri Feb 04, 2011 1:22 am
The fact that this supposedly washed up team just run-n-gunned past the Lakers intrigues me quite a bit...



Laker_Town

PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2011 10:19 pm Post subject:
its only one game
its only january
the sky isnt falling
were still 2nd in the west
were tired
were waiting on Minerals
were waiting on barnes
kobe shots too much
the REFS
david stern
game dont matter in Jan only in June
were still going to win in June
Phil has rings
Phils has a butt load of rings
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Re: [Video]Antonio McDyess Tip In Buzzer Beater
0.3 mcdyess
0.4 fisher

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On Bargnani...

Re: GT: Raptors vs Spurs |Wed Feb 9 |TSN2 7:00pm

Postby ClarenceDerozan
here comes Lasagnani