The Outrageous, The Funny and The Down Right Witty

[ATHENEA]

On Melo's trade talk...

TwinkieFoot

UPDATE: Melo wants change...so does that guy next to the laundry room

[Mombear]

DeJuan45

IZ THAT WAT U REALLY WANT FORREAL!!! I DON'T WANNA B LIKE THAT!!! BUT OK!!! U ASK SAID IT URSELF!! GOODNIGHT TWITT FAM GOIN TO SLEEP!! SMH!

[ATHENEA]

WTH hahha

[Eddy from Austin]

coach once asking a ref;
"Can I get a T for what I think?"
"No." replied the referee.
"Well I think you are f**king hopeless!"

[ATHENEA]

BWAHAHAHHAHA

[Eddy from Austin]

[ATHENEA]

Bucks@Spurs game chat expert.
On Manu's TO almost steal almost TO again and pass

[Mombear] 1:29 am: lol not sure what that was manu
[ATHENEA] 1:29 am: hahah manu
[ATHENEA] 1:29 am: he does IT all
[Mombear] 1:29 am: lol
[ATHENEA] 1:29 am: I mean ALL
[Mombear] 1:29 am: yes.... ALLLLLL
[Mombear] 1:29 am: he even unlockes the ATT Center doors when he gets there
[ATHENEA] 1:29 am: wow
[Morehouse22] 1:29 am: nice pass
[Mombear] 1:29 am: then sets up the popcorn machine

In the end, he even won us the game

[ATHENEA]

Dec 15th, Celtics-Knicks game

[Mombear]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

Dec 15th, Celtics-Knicks game

[Mombear]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

Bucks@Spurs game chat expert.
On Manu's TO almost steal almost TO again and pass

In the end, he even won us the game

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAAAA

[ATHENEA]

Bogut tweet after the game:

"Tough loss. Will be very interesting to check the film on certain little things.hmmmm. Anyway we are off and TRAVELLING back to Milwaukee!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

[ATHENEA]

Around the forums, on Manu's controversial buzzer beater against the Bucks, dec 15th...
Did Manu travel?

yes he came here from Argentina.

He started the play in San Antonio and finished it in Dallas. Travel without the pat down.

My faith in humanity has dropped since so many people think this wasn't a travel.

Manu said this after the game:
21-3

A step back is a jump stop backward. It is the same as a jump stop forward. The same rules apply.

I didn't know you could take a first step before making a jump stop but according to the rules you can.

I still would never attempt this at the playground because everyone would call it a travel and my only defense would be, "But section _ of the NBA rulebook says it isn't!"

[Dulce]

[ATHENEA]

On Manu:

Originally Posted by CMsam
Manu is like Eminem. He's great, and he's also white. So black people resent him for being better than most of them at "their" thing.

[ATHENEA]

:
What is it with Manu that makes him so controversial?

Mr. Jabbar
Re: What is so great about Manu....
Evacuate the thread. Manu overrating out of control. Women and children first.

[ATHENEA]

lol
From another forum...

By Adam
I'm specifically not watching this game because it's Reggie Miller. I can't deal with his malapropisms and general retardedness.

[ATHENEA]

hahaha

Jose_TheGenius 2:33 am: Bonner and dribble shouldn't be in the same sentence unless "shouldn't" is between them

[ATHENEA]

Not bball but still

[ATHENEA]

What did I miss? Is he rapping?

[Eddy from Austin]

[Eddy from Austin]

White Men Can't Jump

[ATHENEA]

Originally Posted by Eddy from Austin

White Men Can't Jump

BWAHAHAHAHHAHA
Turrible form....or is it deform?

[ATHENEA]

From another forum:
To the statement:
The Mavs will be winning 67+ this season.

The answers were:

BFrizzy
...and 2 playoff games.

boogydown
Then losing in the 1st round.

Nett
Then get kicked out of the playoffs.

Donald Kaufman
Yeah, no one remembers how many regular season games you won if you choke in the playoffs. Ask the Mavs...

[ATHENEA]

Crazy...

[ATHENEA]

BWAHAHAHHAHA!!!

[ATHENEA]

Another times...

[ATHENEA]

[ATHENEA]

The Coyote =D

[Eddy from Austin]

[ATHENEA]

My eyes!!! My eyes!!!

[ATHENEA]

LAL's fan gm dec 28th

Murdock

PostPosted: Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:58 pm

We got bonnered.... oh (bleep)...

[ATHENEA]

On Lakers@Spurs gm dec 28th.

by day_late_friend
Kobe can’t sleep. He’s having a hard time choosing between his Manu Ginobili and George Hill pajamas.

[shelshor]

Snaq can't understand why he got fined $35,000 for criticizing Bob Delany

http://www.youtube.com/v/MJEa_62JB6s

[ATHENEA]

BWAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAH

[ATHENEA]

A big loss for Hollywood

[ATHENEA]

Wesley was almost there lol

[ATHENEA]

Mavs' fans on Spurs-Mavs Dec 30th...

kg_veteran
Jason Terry is inventing new ways to suck.

AngieO41
The Mavs are in awe of the new Spurs. I have some popcorn left over yall want some? C'mon Mavs are. you. kidding. me?!?

[Dulce]

Mav's Forum:

Originally Posted by rabbitproof

this one is too easy...

[ATHENEA]

[ATHENEA]

I had to post this one
The Spoof : Report: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games funny satire story
Report: 65% of NBA Players Pass Gas During Games
Written by B. Elliot Stern
San Diego - The University of California San Diego Scripps Research Center released a report today which states that 65% of NBA players pass gas during games. "Over the course of the past two years we conducted a study that included the viewing of thousands of hours of game footage in addition to lengthy interviews with several hundred current and former NBA players.

The preliminary results, which we are releasing today concludes that the passing of gas during NBA contests has reached an alarmingly high percentage," said research team leader, Dr. Robert Mason.

The detailed report goes on to state that excessive flatulence during play could start to lead to the outcome of games being affected.

As an example, a 2002 NBA contest between the New Jersey Nets and Los Angeles Lakers is highlighted in the research team's findings as one where point guard Jason Kidd of the New Jersey Nets repeatedly passed gas while dribbling the ball up court to shake off defenders who double teamed him. In one offensive sequence, the report notes that Kidd backed down Lakers guard Derek Fisher all the way underneath the basket without ever making contact with him.

The conclusion, says the study, "Kidd loaded up on a large amount of protein before the game to increase the severity of his flatulence thereby giving him an unfair advantage over unsuspecting Laker defenders."

Over the course of the interview process, researchers asked former and current players who they would name as the worst on-court gas passers of all time. Boston Celtics star Kevin McHale was the clear winner among former players. Recently retired New York Knicks center Patrick Ewing won out among current players who were polled, with Minnesota Timberwolves guard Latrell Sprewell a close second.

The final report will not be issued until sometime next month, at which time the NBA league office is expected to comment on its findings and possibly address the issue with team owners at their next meeting in April.

[cheesehead4spurs]

[ATHENEA]

From OKH Thunder Forum gm thread

[ATHENEA]

[Dulce]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

From OKH Thunder Forum gm thread

[cheesehead4spurs]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

From OKH Thunder Forum gm thread

Great job on Manu's widow's peak

[ATHENEA]

Blogger in his piece:
San Antonio Spurs 101, Oklahoma City Thunder 74: 2010-2011 Game 35 Recap; Mulligan, Rain Check, You Name It
by Zorgon

Originally Posted by Zorgon

That means not only did the Spurs starters destroy the Thunder, but the Spurs backups did as well. It was just a case of getting off on the wrong foot, tripping, getting run over by a bus, and then having your remains cremated and flushed down your worst enemy's toilet.

[Eddy from Austin]

[ATHENEA]

Illegal pick?

[ATHENEA]

On Hill's poor perfromance vs the Celtics:

Originally Posted by grizzly_bexar

IU-PUIthetic!

Seriously, what is going on is that a lot of our players are in transition.

Neal is transitioning into "Hey, we've seen this guy on filma nd we know what he does." Also known as Flip Murray syndrome.

Hill is transitioning into, "okay, we've played this guy before and we know he's good and we know his tendencies." This was Tony circa 2004.

[Eddy from Austin]