The Outrageous, The Funny and The Down Right Witty

[ATHENEA]

Tell me it's photochopped!?!
The Machine can't stand water. The Machine'll break down!

[Dasher]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

Tell me it's shotochopped!?!
The Machine can't stand water. The Machine'll break down!

That's why he's rusty, too much water.

[ATHENEA]

[ATHENEA]

Manu lol

[ATHENEA]

Love Argentina's Coach crazy run

[Dasher]

that was awesome!

[JuanCaca]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

Love Argentina's Coach crazy run

[Dasher]

Originally Posted by JuanCaca

YouTube - Publicidad de VISA: Selección Argentina de Básquet

Just like they drew it up.

[ATHENEA]

Originally Posted by JuanCaca

YouTube - Publicidad de VISA: Selección Argentina de Básquet

hahahahha
First time I see this add

[ATHENEA]

JWest (SR member ) on Spurs 2009 title chances

Originally Posted by JWest
I am a loyal fan of the San Antonio Spurs and this team will pound their opponent's d*cks into the dirt. It's that simple.

[ATHENEA]

Fantasy Sports, One-a-Day: The Big Svelte
Fantasy Sports, One-a-Day: The Big Svelte

As we speak, Gregg Popovich is selling his beard for some additional salary cap space and a bottle of Proactiv.

lol

[ATHENEA]

This one belongs here

[JuanCaca]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

This one belongs here

disturbing... but, when Ian first look the cam... his first reaction was looks manu ASKING for a kiss!!! whatc again


lol

[Dasher]

Originally Posted by bence23
this loss hurts my soul like a tim duncan 3.

[ATHENEA]

Spurs7794 (SR member) on Pop giving mins to Udoka

Originally Posted by spurs7794

My only explanation for why he's getting minutes now is that Pop is going blind and thinks Udoka is Hill and is subbing the wrong guy. They do look kinda similar from far away.

[ATHENEA]

[ATHENEA]

lol

[ATHENEA]

U HAVE THIS...


AND THEN U HAVE THIS LOL

[ATHENEA]

[ATHENEA]

Jose TheGenius:

Manu giveth, Bonner will taketh away.

[ATHENEA]

[Dulce]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

U HAVE THIS...


AND THEN U HAVE THIS LOL

Nice!

[ATHENEA]

From Twitter
sa2ny2004
...
...Hoping Eddy Curry does the elusive Quad Dub tonight. 20 hotdogs, 15 bags of peanuts, 10 sodas, and 14 tubs of popcorn. #spurs

[ATHENEA]

Spurs-Cavs game
Spurs' fans hold a sign that goes:
"REAL KINGS HAVE RINGS"

[ATHENEA]

On Manu's next contract:

Originally Posted by katyspursfan
Ha! If Manu gets a 3 yr, $69-75M contract, he'll look at LeBron and LAUGH! Salary cap be damned! CBA be damned! David Stern be damned (like he hasn't already sold his soul)!

[Grego]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

From Twitter
sa2ny2004
...
...Hoping Eddy Curry does the elusive Quad Dub tonight. 20 hotdogs, 15 bags of peanuts, 10 sodas, and 14 tubs of popcorn. #spurs

What? That's not new. He's done this before. It's legen....... wait for it....... dary. Legendary.

[ATHENEA]

[ATHENEA]

LOOK-A-LIKES!!!

[ATHENEA]

From another forum...


Re: The most underrated team out west

Postby ChrisInAZ on Mon Nov 15, 2010 4:11 am
Underrate the Spurs? Maybe sometime next decade.

signed,

A Suns fan

[ATHENEA]

[ATHENEA]

On Bonner's outstanding performance against the OKC Thunder...

Thunderstruck83

PS - Did Matt Bonner get on the team flight or is he still at the arena stroking 3s?

[ATHENEA]

FFGeek

WTF kind of logo are they gonna have for this retarded name?
A focking cloud or a sound effect? :unsure: :

I am hth

lol

[Mombear]

[ATHENEA]

From another forum NBA Jokes Thread:

LosBulls

Some of my fav:

Q: Why did Kobe Bryant buy a dictionary?
A: To figure out what part of "no" he doesn't understand.


Q: Why does Kobe wear goggles during sex?
A: To keep the mace out of his eyes.


Q: Why will Kobe Bryant be so POPULAR in prison?
A: He's great at penetrating to the hole.

A child custody case was held in court. The judge felt that the mother and father were both fit to be parents and therefore couldn't decide who he should grant full custody to.
So he asks the little boy, "Would you like to live with your mother?"
"No." said the boy.
"Why not?" said the judge.
"Because she beats me."
The judge says "Okay, then you'll go live with your father."
"Oh no," cried the boy, "he beats me too."
Dumbfounded, the judge asks "Okay who do you want to live with?"
"I want to live with the New York Knicks!"
"Why?" asks the judge.
"They never beat anybody."


Q:Why did the Heat fan cross the road?
A: Because the bandwagon was full!

[ATHENEA]

VishaltotheG

Why did Ron Artest leave the game early?

To beat the crowd

[ATHENEA]

Charles Barkley: "Me and Kenny (Smith) always have this joke, but what do you call a Power Forward who averages 6 rebounds a game?"

JA Adande: "What?"

Charles Barkley: "A Small Forward."

[ATHENEA]

On Spurs hot start of the season

Re: I thought the Spurs were done?

Postby Jay From LA on Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:34 am
they went here

[ATHENEA]

@Miami

[cheesehead4spurs]

I never saw this thread. LOL and thanks, Ath

[Mombear]

Originally Posted by ATHENEA

@Miami

[JuanCaca]

im kind of worried to joke about miami...

i remember when i was joking about boston and i finished ating clown badly...

[ATHENEA]

Straight from an alternative reality...

NBA Hoops: San Antonio Spurs vs Philadelphia 76ers

NBA Hoops: San Antonio Spurs vs Philadelphia 76ers
Monday, 06 December 2010 18(???)
Written by Administrator (WHO WAS ON DOPE!!)

San Antonio losers of three out of their last four games are entering Philadelphia in desperate need of a win. The Spurs are still hoping to get the top seed in the Western Conference where nine teams are separated by six games and of course, the Houston Rockets have won an unreal 21 consecutive games. BetUS.com has the San Antonio Spurs as -3.5 NBA betting favorites in San Antonio Spurs vs Philadelphia 76ers.

San Antonio will need their big three of Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili, and Tony Parker to step up. Role players Bruce Bowen, who will return against Philly from a one game suspension (I may add Bowen started 500 consecutive games prior to the suspension) Michael Finley, Damon Stoudamire, and Kurt Thomas must also bring their A games if San Antonio hopes to get home court throughout the Western Conference playoffs. BetUS.com has the TOTAT at 177.5 points for San Antonio Spurs vs Philadelphia 76ers

NBA Hoops: San Antonio Spurs vs Philadelphia 76ersThe Sixers have been playing excellent basketball and now are only two games under .500 at 32-34 which is actually pretty good in the East. The new AI, Andre Igoudala is having a career best year and so is big man Samuel Dalembert. Andre Miller is quietly having an excellent season while young prospects Thaddeus Young and Louis Williams have been playing well lately which has propelled the Sixers to win 8 of their last 10 games. If San Antonio wants to prove they are still the team to beat in the west, they must beat Philadelphia convincingly.

[Eddy from Austin]

[Eddy from Austin]

[ATHENEA]

Great pics!
Terry wth lol
And Shaq lmao

[ATHENEA]

Manu Ginobili UFO: 10 Athletes We Wish Were Abducted By Aliens | Bleacher Report
Manu Ginobili UFO: 10 Athletes We Wish Were Abducted By Aliens
By
Bailey Brautigan

Manu Ginobili UFO: 10 Athletes We Wish Were Abducted By Aliens

Manu Ginobili of the San Antonio Spurs claims that he saw an unidentified spacecraft fly over the city of Los Angeles while the Spurs were in town to take on the LA Clippers on December 1st.

Stories and even videos have been circulating all over the Internet tonight after the Spurs star posted about his "close encounter" on his Facebook wall yesterday.

If this was indeed a UFO, Manu Ginobili shouldn't have been the one to be abducted by beings from another world!

We can think of plenty of other sports figures that we would much rather do without.

Here is a list of the 10 sports figures we wouldn't mind seeing abducted...

10. LeBron James

From the "Decision" to some pretty strong words on Twitter, aren't we all a little sick of hearing about LeBron James?

I know I am...

Especially after seeing this picture of LeBron's new Miami home.


9. Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens

They're loud and obnoxious, and only one of them can really back up all the hype.

Hey, Batman and Robin!

I got my popcorn ready for nothing!

8. Mark Sanchez

Admit it. You knew you'd see Mark Sanchez somewhere on this list.

Maybe it's the hair gel?

Maybe it's his pretty boy appearance?

Maybe it's the fact that he assumes the fetal position whenever he has to play in under 50 degree weather?

Whatever it is, there is just something about Mark Sanchez that makes me a little sick to my stomach.

Hopefully the aliens will let Marky-Poo back up his Spiderman suitcase before they take him to the mother ship.


7. Joakim Noah

First he insulted Cleveland (bad move, bro).

Then he called Kevin Garnet "ugly" (You really brought looks into an argument?).

You can tell that Joakim Noah is a jerk simply by looking at him.


6. Brett Favre

Do I really need to explain this one?

I didn't think so.


5. Ron Artest


Ron Artest doesn't really annoy me that much.

I just thought he'd like to go home for the holidays...


4. Kyle Singler

Let me start by saying that I have nothing against Duke basketball, so this is not just another "Duke hater" hating on Duke.

Watch this video, and you will see the most annoying, white bread human being on the planet.

Seriously, this dude is a goober!


3. Randy Moss

Can you imagine Randy Moss on an alien spacecraft?

First of all, I'm not sure how long it would take him to notice that he'd been abducted because I'm pretty sure he still thinks he plays for the Patriots.

And then he'd complain about the spacefood and ignore any questions the aliens would ask him.

On second thought, maybe we shouldn't let Randy Moss get abducted.

If the aliens thought that all humans behaved like him, they'd probably blow up our planet.

2. Alex Rodriguez

Is there anyone who actually likes A-Rod?

He's an overpaid cheater who gets to date Cameron Diaz.

Get him out of here!

1. Mark May

Okay, I know that Mark May isn't technically an athlete anymore, but he is easily No. 1 on this list.

He's mean to Lou Holtz (Seriously, how can you be mean to Lou Holtz?), and it's called a smile, dude!

Try one on sometime.

Now I don't know Mark May personally, but there is one thing I'm sure of:

If an alien ever tells me "take me to your leader," I know exactly where to direct the spaceship...

And it won't be to the White House.

[ATHENEA]

tontoz on tonight's gm

Re: "Atlanta @ San Antonio doesn't even get a game thread" Thread

Hawks actually playing defense. Alert the media.

[Dulce]

5. Ron Artest


Ron Artest doesn't really annoy me that much.

I just thought he'd like to go home for the holidays...

[ATHENEA]

HAHHAHAHA I can't believe someone bothering about Manu's bald spot!
NBA Player Manu Ginobili’s Bald Spot - Balding Blog
NBA Player Manu Ginobili’s Bald Spot

November 13 2009, 2:33 pm PT | Posted in: Hair Loss Causes

Hey Doc,

Since you live and work in Los Angeles, I’m pretty sure that you’re familar with the local sports scene. Having said that, I was wondering if you could comment on how many grafts it might take to fix Laker nemesis Manu Ginobili’s bald spot. He has balding in his crown area.

Above is a photo of NBA star and Olympic gold medalist Manu Ginobili playing his game for the San Antonio Spurs, and on the right is a shot of the crown area that you mentioned. If he is willing to use Propecia and his hair density is at least average, he may be a candidate for a hair transplant with 1000-1300 or so follicular units. It’s tough to give a better estimate since I’ve never met the man and the larger photos I’ve found don’t exactly zoom in on his hair. Considering that he keeps his hair shorter these days, FUE may be a good option for him.

[ATHENEA]

From Trail Blazers Forum
Re: DEC 12: Portland Trail Blazers @ San Antonio Spurs (12:30PM)

Postby Sinobas on Sun Dec 12, 2010 12:56 pm

Maybe we can steal Manu's heart and put it into Rudy's body.