The Outrageous, The Funny and The Down Right Witty

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BDL Hump Day Chat
Wed Mar 11, 2009 2: 40 pm EDT
By Kelly Dwyer

Anything can go wrong. A Dodge Stratus breaks. An angry ex-Arizona Wildcat point guard shows up at your door. A Manu tweaks this, or a Manu tweaks that. But Parker? He's got it all covered. Look at that confidence.

HAHAHA

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LollerCoaster24 (Lakers) On Lakers strategy against the Rockets

1. Go to arena
2. play better than rockets
3. kobe hits game winner (no big balls dance)

drzucchini wrote:

Why not? Because if he shoots over 20 shots, a mystical spirit sweeps the arena and dooms the Lakers to lose the game. If he does the big balls dance also, the universe will explode.

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Chick Hearn random thought

"This game's in the refrigerator.
The door is closed.
The lights are out.
The eggs are coolin'.
The butter's gettin hard,
and the JELLO's JIGGLIN!"

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"We are the goodest." - Shaq ESPN interview

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doughboy90650 (Lakers) gm LAL@Spurs Jan14th

a contested three ... you tip ya hat and say good shot.

but Ginobili had time to do his taxes, a cigar, fix his baldspot and then shoot the damn ball.

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Dunc n Dave (Spurs) on Matt Bonner's gm against the Lakers

Originally Posted by Dunc n Dave

On another note, did Matt Bonner lose his nuts a couple weeks ago because he has all but disappeared lately.

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spursfan9 (Spurs duh!) on Spurs vs Lakers March 12th

Originally Posted by spursfan9

why? WTF... b/c i'm into gibberish... i am in delerium... the loss has sent me off the deep end.... i no longer have control of my thoughts... what happeded???? why???? whats this stinging pain i have.... like being thrown into a pool of acid... like being stung by a hive of bees... anaphylactic shock.... ahhhhh

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HAHAHHA

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1990 MASCOTS!

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The question was this:

Originally Posted by Doctor K

Can anyone tell me why Russell is ranked higher than Duncan in these rankings?

Duncan, like Russell, will always be known as a winner. He has been past the 1st round each year and every year his team has won over 50 games. He has 4 championships in the present era (30+ teams), while Russell has 11 in the 50s/60s (6-12 teams?). Duncan also never had the teammates of russell.


Duncan also a great defender, and actually a very strong inside player on the offensive end, russell wasn't.

People bring up Russell and his winning and sacrificing, well Duncan is the same in terms of sacrificing stats for the wins, but brings it all the time on both ends of the floor.

So they why is russell still higher than duncan?

The answer was this:

Originally Posted by Cabbage

Eleven Championships>Four Championships.

And this:

Originally Posted by ScolaFan

That's the first thing that came to my mind!

Sooo that means Tim 4 > Kobe 3 > Wade 1 > Lebron 0.

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Jose_TheGenius (Spurs) on Artest

i bet Artest's brain is like a hamster on a wheel doing crack

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@ jose

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Member Pacer Digest
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Danny Granger averages 26pts 5rb 4as + saves kids from bullies and breaks up gang fights before every game. You don't even wanna know what he does on his off days.

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Lebron James in Titanic 2

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HAHAHAHA
That's just mean

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CP3

Originally Posted by ScoopShot

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Originally Posted by KOBE24isdabest

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Stern's wildest dreams:

Originally Posted by MTing

[Bryhn]

Don't know where to find it, but one of my favorites was a picture of Tony dribbling the ball through players and his caption:

Must get ball to Teemy

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Originally Posted by Big-POST-Bob

think i've seen a few of these around san antonio

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Worth caption

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By Strange Botwin

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By Paxton Holley

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Invitation to a dance?

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Originally Posted by jbot



that's sweet!!! man, the darn towels are even wrapped the same way. identical twins.

Originally Posted by bruinballer
wow... this one is _harsh_!!! i love it!!

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Awww so sweet...

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Expert from our very own chat about Tony's play against the Thunders:

[Jose_TheGenius] 10:34 pm: wow why are they jumping ?
[Jose_TheGenius] 10:34 pm: apparently we're athletic now ?
[ATHENEA] 10:34 pm: AHHAHAHA
[ATHENEA] 10:34 pm: athletic but blind
[Mombear] 10:34 pm: damn jose.. lol
[jputnam98942] 10:34 pm: French D
[Lphenom21] 10:34 pm: dam Selfishsofa scored!
[ATHENEA] 10:34 pm: they r catching air all the time
[ProjectGSX] 10:35 pm: tony shows his ballet skills on that one
[Morehouse22] 10:35 pm: tp will do any thing to get out of
playing defense


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[Jose_TheGenius] 10:38 pm: Fab on Twitter: Monday "sitting
on bench" Tuesday "watching flowers grow from bench"
Wednesday "i think those nachos gave me gas.....on the bench"
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[Jose_TheGenius] 10:39 pm: Udoka's like that annoying kid
that if you tell him something, he'll do the opposite. tell him to
shoot Pop!
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[Jose_TheGenius] 10:43 pm: Udoka is like a sickness, once he
starts sucking, everyone forgets how to play
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look at Yao, imagine
waking up to that in the morning

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Originally Posted by ATHENEA

I had to post this one

timmy didnt jump for the same reason, right?

[JuanCaca]

kobe "jump" another thing...

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hahaha

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Kobe and Artest: The 'Lost' Trash Talk from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo.

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SI's Chris Mannix on Spurs:

The postseason is to the Spurs what sunset is to the Prince of Darkness -- time to get the blood pumping.

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Drunk Dancers at Blazers Game.

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Originally Posted by Dasher

Drunk Dancers at Blazers Game.

HAHAHHAHA