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| The front office keeps preaching 'we need a big man, we need a big man'. I just hope they are scouting this dude!!
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This one can dunk
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| I think your pic is of the older brother. Mine is just working on his lane moves and layups. He's trunk can't palm the basketball that well yet but he's working on it.
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Coach K: “OK, which one of you guys farted?” 1st Assistant: “Not me, Coach”. 2nd Assistant: “Not me, Coach”. 3rd Assistant: ‘That ventriloquist fart gag really works. They don’t even have a clue. I even fooled that gal behind me.’
__________________ "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." -Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977 |
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| The latest news from the Spurs training camp is that the team is very high on a TD wannabe, local 6th grader Willie BenDova, shown here with his teammates. Willie’s passion in life is patting his friends heads, much like his favorite NBA hero TD, but unlike TD being a swimmer early in his life, Willie aspires to follow in his father’s footsteps and be a horse jockey.
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__________________ "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." -Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977 |
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| Catcher: “What the hell is that?” #24 (Cabrera): “Don’t let it touch ya!” Umpire: “I think I’ll try and step on it.”
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| This should dispell the theory that "white men can't jump". They just don't know how to get back down to the ground.
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Bailey (right): "Yo dude, what's happening? You ain't so hot." Bolt (left): "Just cruisin' mon. You'll see my dust in a sec."
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| David Robinson Cheerfully Leaves Phil Jackson Hanging
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__________________ "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." -Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977 |
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| 1st Monkey: “You say these guys evolved from us?” 2nd Monkey: “That’s what my Mom told me”. 1st Monkey: “Can’t be. Look at that right fielder scratching his crotch. He should be scratching his arse.” 2nd Monkey: “Geez. What’s this world coming to.”
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| Reds player: I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle….here is my handle….wait a minute. What’s wrong with my arm? What the hey, over?
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__________________ "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." -Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977 |
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__________________ "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." -Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977 |
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![]() Joey Crawford: Pop, those two are making fun of me again.
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This is Comissioner Stern's vision for the future of the NBA when he won't have to worry about dealing with the players union and the collective bargaining agreement. Or those silly player agents.
__________________ "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." -Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977 |
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This is so sad ..............................
__________________ "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." -Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977 |
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| “Kobe, look this way. Smile. Blow us a kiss. Having a bad day…..bad week…..things just not working out for you? Beat anyone up in the locker room yet? Tough being a one-man band, huh? Come on, look over here, smile for the camera. Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"
__________________ "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." -Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corporation, 1977 |
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| Gasol: I’m ready to go in Coach. D’Antoni: Gasol: I’m better than that guy out there, put me in Coach. D’Antoni: Gasol: I’m right here Coach, I’m ready to go. D’Antoni: Gasol: Please Coach, put me in. Look, Jim Buss just waved. Put me in. D’Antoni: Gasol: Coach, I’m the only one left on the bench, everybody’s fouled out and gone home. Put me in. I’m ready. D’Antoni: Gasol: (Fart) D’Antoni: What is that smell? And who is that guy sitting next to me? I really miss Nash and the good old days.
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| "Nah, nah, nah…..it’s my ball, Pau, and you can’t have it. And Dwight, if you even think you’ll ever touch it, you must be dumber than a box of rocks. I’ll deal with you Nash when you put your uni on. So nah, nah, nah…. all mine."
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__________________ NO D, NO RING!!!! ![]() With 26 points on 4 of 4 shots from distance in only 20 minutes of PT. Efficient eviceration. Wolves' fan: ginobili vs. the wolves is like he's just kind of laughing to himself all game...kind of like he thinks it's cute that they're trying to play basketball. athenea@spursreport.com |
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__________________ NO D, NO RING!!!! ![]() With 26 points on 4 of 4 shots from distance in only 20 minutes of PT. Efficient eviceration. Wolves' fan: ginobili vs. the wolves is like he's just kind of laughing to himself all game...kind of like he thinks it's cute that they're trying to play basketball. athenea@spursreport.com |
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| "If D’Antoni won’t play me, I’ll have to start looking for some additional parttime work. I’m auditioning for the part of a swan in the ‘Nutcracker’ --- what do ya think?”
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Fundy's creation ![]()
__________________ NO D, NO RING!!!! ![]() With 26 points on 4 of 4 shots from distance in only 20 minutes of PT. Efficient eviceration. Wolves' fan: ginobili vs. the wolves is like he's just kind of laughing to himself all game...kind of like he thinks it's cute that they're trying to play basketball. athenea@spursreport.com |
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^just fyi, those clips are definitely nsfw.
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Lest we forget what my coach always told me, that basketball is a non-contact sport!!
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Here's an oldie but a goodie........
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The Spurs have assigned guard Gary Neal to the Spurs Youth Basketball League to work on his Defense.
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![]() ![]() Pop: So they coincidentally assigned you to ref this Spurs game in Minn while the Commis is discussing That T Wolves Arena updates Huh? Joey: Yep.. It was just a coincidence Pop. You have no idea how much I LOVE reffing Spurs games and see them keep winning! ![]() ____________________________ Pop: Hey Joey did you see Timmy D is sitting back there on the bench staring right at you? ![]() ![]() Joey: That is ok Pop. You guys got lucky this time cause the commiss is in attendance tonight!!!
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__________________ NO D, NO RING!!!! ![]() With 26 points on 4 of 4 shots from distance in only 20 minutes of PT. Efficient eviceration. Wolves' fan: ginobili vs. the wolves is like he's just kind of laughing to himself all game...kind of like he thinks it's cute that they're trying to play basketball. athenea@spursreport.com |
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__________________ NO D, NO RING!!!! ![]() With 26 points on 4 of 4 shots from distance in only 20 minutes of PT. Efficient eviceration. Wolves' fan: ginobili vs. the wolves is like he's just kind of laughing to himself all game...kind of like he thinks it's cute that they're trying to play basketball. athenea@spursreport.com |
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Quotes OKC gm: Quote:
__________________ NO D, NO RING!!!! ![]() With 26 points on 4 of 4 shots from distance in only 20 minutes of PT. Efficient eviceration. Wolves' fan: ginobili vs. the wolves is like he's just kind of laughing to himself all game...kind of like he thinks it's cute that they're trying to play basketball. athenea@spursreport.com |
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