The Outrageous, The Funny and The Down Right Witty

[alh1020]

The front office keeps preaching 'we need a big man, we need a big man'. I just hope they are scouting this dude!!

[Eddy from Austin]

This one can dunk

[alh1020]

Originally Posted by Eddy from Austin

This one can dunk

I think your pic is of the older brother. Mine is just working on his lane moves and layups. He's trunk can't palm the basketball that well yet but he's working on it.

[alh1020]

Coach K: “OK, which one of you guys farted?”

1st Assistant: “Not me, Coach”.

2nd Assistant: “Not me, Coach”.

3rd Assistant: ‘That ventriloquist fart gag really works. They don’t even have a clue. I even fooled that gal behind me.’

[alh1020]

The latest news from the Spurs training camp is that the team is very high on a TD wannabe, local 6th grader Willie BenDova, shown here with his teammates. Willie’s passion in life is patting his friends heads, much like his favorite NBA hero TD, but unlike TD being a swimmer early in his life, Willie aspires to follow in his father’s footsteps and be a horse jockey.

[alh1020]

"Mind if I play through?"

[alh1020]

"I know I signed a contract to sponsor this lite sports drink but this is ridiculous!"

[Mombear]

[alh1020]

Catcher: “What the hell is that?”

#24 (Cabrera): “Don’t let it touch ya!”

Umpire: “I think I’ll try and step on it.”

[alh1020]

The 'levitation dunk'.

[alh1020]

This should dispell the theory that "white men can't jump". They just don't know how to get back down to the ground.

[alh1020]

'nuff said!

[alh1020]

Bailey (right): "Yo dude, what's happening? You ain't so hot."

Bolt (left): "Just cruisin' mon. You'll see my dust in a sec."

[Eddy from Austin]

[Eddy from Austin]

David Robinson Cheerfully Leaves Phil Jackson Hanging

[alh1020]

1st hole of the US Amateur Open.

[Eddy from Austin]

[alh1020]

1st Monkey: “You say these guys evolved from us?”
2nd Monkey: “That’s what my Mom told me”.
1st Monkey: “Can’t be. Look at that right fielder scratching his crotch. He should be scratching his arse.”
2nd Monkey: “Geez. What’s this world coming to.”

[alh1020]

Reds player: I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle….here is my handle….wait a minute. What’s wrong with my arm? What the hey, over?

[alh1020]

"Come on Rajon, stay in the game!"

[Eddy from Austin]

[alh1020]

'On guard!!'

[alh1020]

An example of suffocating defense.

[Eddy from Austin]

Joey Crawford: Pop, those two are making fun of me again.

[alh1020]

Originally Posted by Eddy from Austin

Joey Crawford: Pop, those two are making fun of me again.

Yes, but Pop, knowing that Joey was subject to becoming emotionally intense and violent, didn’t tell Joey that he was pointing to Bill Land and Sean Elliot, both of whom, were smiling intently and pointing at each other.

[alh1020]

This is Comissioner Stern's vision for the future of the NBA when he won't have to worry about dealing with the players union and the collective bargaining agreement. Or those silly player agents.

[alh1020]

This is so sad ..............................

[alh1020]

“Kobe, look this way. Smile. Blow us a kiss. Having a bad day…..bad week…..things just not working out for you? Beat anyone up in the locker room yet? Tough being a one-man band, huh? Come on, look over here, smile for the camera. Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"

[alh1020]

Gasol: I’m ready to go in Coach.
D’Antoni:

Gasol: I’m better than that guy out there, put me in Coach.
D’Antoni:

Gasol: I’m right here Coach, I’m ready to go.
D’Antoni:

Gasol: Please Coach, put me in. Look, Jim Buss just waved. Put me in.
D’Antoni:

Gasol: Coach, I’m the only one left on the bench, everybody’s fouled out and gone home. Put me in. I’m ready.
D’Antoni:

Gasol: (Fart)
D’Antoni: What is that smell? And who is that guy sitting next to me? I really miss Nash and the good old days.

[alh1020]

"Nah, nah, nah…..it’s my ball, Pau, and you can’t have it. And Dwight, if you even think you’ll ever touch it, you must be dumber than a box of rocks. I’ll deal with you Nash when you put your uni on. So nah, nah, nah…. all mine."

[ATHENEA]

Originally Posted by Eddy from Austin

[ATHENEA]

Originally Posted by Eddy from Austin

David Robinson Cheerfully Leaves Phil Jackson Hanging

[alh1020]

"If D’Antoni won’t play me, I’ll have to start looking for some additional parttime work. I’m auditioning for the part of a swan in the ‘Nutcracker’ --- what do ya think?”

[alh1020]

Lenin statue: "Off the roof, through the window, off the parked car, nothing but net."

[Eddy from Austin]

[ATHENEA]

Fundy's creation

[Dulce]

Originally Posted by Eddy from Austin

[Eddy from Austin]

Rewind Basketball Clip Of The Week: NBA's Dirtiest Fights! (10 Min Of Scraps)

[shelden]

^just fyi, those clips are definitely nsfw.

[alh1020]

Lest we forget what my coach always told me, that basketball is a non-contact sport!!

[alh1020]

Here's an oldie but a goodie........

[Eddy from Austin]

[Eddy from Austin]

The Spurs have assigned guard Gary Neal to the Spurs Youth Basketball League to work on his Defense.

[spurscrazed]

Pop: So they coincidentally assigned you to ref this Spurs game in Minn while the Commis is discussing That T Wolves Arena updates Huh?

Joey: Yep.. It was just a coincidence Pop. You have no idea how much I LOVE reffing Spurs games and see them keep winning!


____________________________

Pop: Hey Joey did you see Timmy D is sitting back there on the bench staring right at you?

Joey: That is ok Pop. You guys got lucky this time cause the commiss is in attendance tonight!!!

[Mombear]

So true!!!

[Mombear]

bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaaa

[ATHENEA]

[ATHENEA]

Funny quotes from Bulls' fans

Spurs just having a team meeting under the basket

No red jersey around to get a rebound
by DreSlaughter45

Pop's gonna pop an aneurysm.
by Dr.Q

With gum on the bottom of his shoes?
by DreSlaughter45

Manu: the Hairline of Fate
by Lothar

If by some miracle my poop becomes worth 200,000 dollars an ounce

I hope I see my old high school dean so I can foreclose on his house.

What I mean to say is that both what you wrote and what I just wrote have an equal chance of happening.
by Doc Heff

[Dulce]

nice....

[ATHENEA]

Quotes OKC gm:

Re: GT: March 11, 2013 (OKC at SAS on NBATV)

Postby TwentyOne920 on Mon Mar 11, 2013 8:42 pm



Pop will turn DeRozan into D Wade lite