Originally Posted by Blake
another slightly known fact:
October 1st 1835 - the day before war breaks out in Gonzales, food is scarce, the men are hungry and and the camp's cook named Sloppy Joe found himself in a predicament. He went out to search for food and came across a herd of strange creatures that were not quite cow, not quite goat and not quite dog. He killed all that he could of this rare breed of animal, cooked them up and served them up on a bun which managed to feed the entire army.
Today, school cafeterias continue to use this mystery meat in the sandwich they like to call "Sloppy Joe" in honor of this heroic cook.
The name of the mysterious animal? Yes, you guessed it......chupacabra.
The public may think that this animal is just a myth, but ol' Sloppy Joe and the Texas public school cafteria lunch ladies know the truth.
Oh....I almsot forgot the point of it all.....
the battle cry that Sloppy used that lunch ladies yell out to this day as well with their cigarette riddled raspy voices?
"COME AND GET IT"
no, he didn't slaughter any chupacabra.... that's wrong. He slaughtered a bunch of range animals, also known as... MAVERICKS!
Did you also know a maverick is defined as:
One that refuses to abide by the dictates of or resists adherence to a group; a dissenter.
Mark Cuban anyone??