Hill Outclasses Popovich by Kevin O'Keefe*

[SRJ]

SEATTLE, WA - Though the game and final score were closer than expected, Bob Hill and his Sonics dispatched the hopeless Gregg Popovich and the San Antonio Spurs 106-102.

Hill, who cut a commanding figure on the sidelines, exuding a likeness reminiscent of a young and bespectacled General George Washington, repeatedly demonstrated to all impartial outlookers that the pock-marked Popovich, whose cheap threadbare zoot suits were clearly purchased at a Men's Warehouse factory outlet, could not match wits with one of the sideline giants of this or any era.

Indeed, it was solely though the efforts of beleaguered veterans Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili, and Tony Parker - all of whom seem to bear the strain of playing for a short-sighted egomaniac tyrant - that the game was even a contest at all, rather than the farcical Sonic walkover expected by most.

Ray Allen, who has in common with his good friend and mentor Hill the mental toughness necessary to excel in the face of boorish thuggery (craven coward Bruce Bowen seems to be a slack-jawed mental zombie, unquestioningly playing dirty defense as ordered by his grim faced cruel superior), delivered heroically against tremendous adversity - Bowen attempted to jam his foot right through Allen's chest cavity in the second quarter in an incident some described as "brutal maimery of the lowest kind".

It was Allen's magnificent, shining rainbow three late in the fourth quarter which drove the stake right through the cold, miserly heart of Popovich. The Spurs also succumbed shortly thereafter.

Hill maintains his perfect record over the mental midget Popovich, who was reminded yet again of the dreadful mistake he made ten years ago.













*it's entirely probable that this is a piece of parody

[Lord Deimos]

Hill, who cut a commanding figure on the sidelines, exuding a likeness reminiscent of a young and bespectacled General George Washington

There are no smilies powerful enough to express how hard I am laughing at this.

[Alka-Seltzer]

Funny stuff.
I heard a rumor that O'Keefe works at a car wash these days. True?

[GameFan2k5]

Good Article.

Oh, it's fake?

[kyleo]

[spidog]

Fire Pop!!!

[mpgraphix]

who needs an Abdominator with threads like this...Sonics still can't sniff the playoffs even with this

[Toribio Ortega]

Originally Posted by Spurs 2-0, Rockets 2-2, Jazz 0-2

SEATTLE, WA - Though the game and final score were closer than expected, Bob Hill and his Sonics dispatched the hopeless Gregg Popovich and the San Antonio Spurs 106-102.

Hill, who cut a commanding figure on the sidelines, exuding a likeness reminiscent of a young and bespectacled General George Washington, repeatedly demonstrated to all impartial outlookers that the pock-marked Popovich, whose cheap threadbare zoot suits were clearly purchased at a Men's Warehouse factory outlet, could not match wits with one of the sideline giants of this or any era.

Indeed, it was solely though the efforts of beleaguered veterans Tim Duncan, Manu Ginobili, and Tony Parker - all of whom seem to bear the strain of playing for a short-sighted egomaniac tyrant - that the game was even a contest at all, rather than the farcical Sonic walkover expected by most.

Ray Allen, who has in common with his good friend and mentor Hill the mental toughness necessary to excel in the face of boorish thuggery (craven coward Bruce Bowen seems to be a slack-jawed mental zombie, unquestioningly playing dirty defense as ordered by his grim faced cruel superior), delivered heroically against tremendous adversity - Bowen attempted to jam his foot right through Allen's chest cavity in the second quarter in an incident some described as "brutal maimery of the lowest kind".

It was Allen's magnificent, shining rainbow three late in the fourth quarter which drove the stake right through the cold, miserly heart of Popovich. The Spurs also succumbed shortly thereafter.

Hill maintains his perfect record over the mental midget Popovich, who was reminded yet again of the dreadful mistake he made ten years ago.













*it's entirely probable that this is a piece of parody

I hope so, because I have two answers: Letting Hill go ten years ago got us three championships and, go back to UW and take some more journalism classes.

[SCdac]

Originally Posted by Spurs 2-0, Rockets 2-2, Jazz 0-2

Bowen attempted to jam his foot right through Allen's chest cavity in the second quarter in an incident some described as "brutal maimery of the lowest kind"

[spurtime]

That was freaking awesome...

[spursincharge]

Lets just say the administration is already on top of this one.

[JWest]

Bob Hill won't be crying in his pillow tonite. God, can that man whine or what? Get over over it, it's 10 years.

[Spurs|ATX|]

[Jason R]

Freakin' Hillarious.

[spurs000001]

omg, my sides hurt.

[SpursFanatic21]

exuding a likeness reminiscent of a young and bespectacled General George Washington



the problem is, he's for real!

no more starbucks for that man... what an idiot.

[spur43]

Hill maintains his perfect record over the mental midget Popovich, who was reminded yet again of the dreadful mistake he made ten years ago.

San Antonio 103, Seattle 78
Parker, Spurs Rout Reeling Sonics
Box Score | Spurs Home | SuperSonics Home

SAN ANTONIO, Feb. 21 (Ticker) -- The San Antonio Spurs needed only one All-Star performance to get things back to normal.

Maybe he forgot about Hill's first game against Pop?

[FamousJames]

I know Kevin....and he would never write that trash...it was hilarious to read....O'keefe is a great guy.

[Rzarector7]

Originally Posted by spur43

San Antonio 103, Seattle 78
Parker, Spurs Rout Reeling Sonics
Box Score | Spurs Home | SuperSonics Home

SAN ANTONIO, Feb. 21 (Ticker) -- The San Antonio Spurs needed only one All-Star performance to get things back to normal.

Maybe he forgot about Hill's first game against Pop?

Yeah I thought of that too, I remember the hype around that game because of the matchup. I guess dude is just mad Yep he is mad.......

[pjjrfan]

I always knew Pop was overrated.