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Old 05-20-12, 02:22 AM
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Their worst player is an Australian PG that they picked up in the middle of the season after he got finished playing in China. He leads the team in scoring per 36 minutes.

They once spotted a team a 22 point lead, just so they could know what it felt like to make a comeback.

After winning 11 games in a row, they sat their best players...so they could have multiple double digit win streaks.

Once they started a 6'6" center for an entire regular season, and still had the best record in the NBA.

They don't have missed field goals, just opportunities for offensive rebounds.

They signed an overweight, out of shape, washed up, Frenchman who just got cut by the worst team in the history of the NBA, and made him their starter.

They are the most interesting team in the NBA.
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Old 05-20-12, 02:58 AM
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Their worst player is an Australian PG that they picked up in the middle of the season after he got finished playing in China. He leads the team in scoring per 36 minutes.

They once spotted a team a 22 point lead, just so they could know what it felt like to make a comeback.

After winning 11 games in a row, they sat their best players...so they could have multiple double digit win streaks.

Once they started a 6'6" center for an entire regular season, and still had the best record in the NBA.

They don't have missed field goals, just opportunities for offensive rebounds.

They signed an overweight, out of shape, washed up, Frenchman who just got cut by the worst team in the history of the NBA, and made him their starter.

They are the most interesting team in the NBA.
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THIS HAS TO WIN MOST CREATIVE POST OF THE YEAR..

But it won't until everyone adds at least one line of their own!

Mine:

Their secret playbook and plays are run by Olympic teams and are widely known all over the NBA by many coaches... Yet other teams haven't figured out quite how to beat them.
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Old 05-20-12, 04:23 AM
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Their starting forward has the ability to endure pain, hardship and even experience euphoria without showing his feelings or emotion, yet his name is not Duncan...
He'll pick your pocket, out-rebound you and even block your shot by using his long arms and gargantuan hands... often without even leaving his feet. The rookie is such an enigma, that not even Charles Barkley can ever remember or pronounce his name.

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What a Classic Thread that rocks!

I LOVE my Spurs!
Let's hope they stay rocking like they are!!!!

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Here is another...

"The players come from every corner of the world all of them recruited by a coach who once studied and worked behind the iron curtain for the CIA."
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In the last 15 years the coach and longest tenured player has the greatest winning percentage in all of professional sports.
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More irony, please!
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They have spent the last 15 years developing an immunity to iocane powder.

They do not know what the word "Inconceivable" means.
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Old 05-20-12, 08:28 AM
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When historians "Remember the Alamo", they are thinking about the Spurs.
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Old 05-20-12, 08:30 AM
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They own the patent on the term "Field Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal"
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Most of their players have never heard of Rosetta Stone.
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Old 05-20-12, 08:33 AM
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Some of them have an off-season maintenance routine that consists of winning Olympic Gold Medals.
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Old 05-20-12, 08:35 AM
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When asked to explain the secret to his team's dominance, their coach answers in 8 languages simultaneously so that the whole world can understand.

"No"
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After seeing Obama shoot baskets on national television, Popovich benched him.
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Old 05-20-12, 08:40 AM
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When former Spurs players miss a defensive assignment, they still instinctively head to the bench.

After the game, they send an apology card to Greg Popovich.
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The SBC Center has one if its four corners reserved for opposing coaches to huddle in and cry after games.

It is rarely empty.
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Chuck Norris is not good enough for the Spurs.
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Old 05-20-12, 08:47 AM
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They don't always drink beer, but when they do, they prefer to destroy you.
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When a McDonald's advertising executive first said "I'm lovin'n it", he was watching a Spurs game.
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They have never seen the softer side of Sears.
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Old 05-20-12, 08:52 AM
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They once made David Copperfield disappear.
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If they played World of Warcraft, Deathwing would never have come near Azeroth.
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Old 05-20-12, 08:57 AM
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When giving pregame instructions, the coach simply says, "Smash"
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Inception was their idea.
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Old 05-20-12, 08:59 AM
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Their hot shooting is the real cause of global warming.
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During the last 15 minutes of games, opposing players usually start thinking about how to save money on their auto insurance.
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Tim Duncan once slightly raised his right eyebrow, and the country went to DEFCON 5.
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Old 05-20-12, 09:10 AM
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They once swept a 7 game series in 3 games.
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When their games are on, Dora stops exploring.
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Mark Zuckerberg "liked" them.
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Seal Team 6 trained by scrimmaging against them.
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TOO AWESOME!
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If they ever committed a flagrant foul, nobody in the arena would survive.
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That's not flopping that the other team is doing. That's fainting.
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NBA box scores will soon display a new statistic: MSVS.
Minutes Survived Versus Spurs.
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The Boogeyman checks his closet for the Spurs.
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The Spurs knit sweaters during games.
And by "knit" I mean dominate.
And by "sweaters" I mean other teams.
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As part of the "NBA Cares" campaign, the Spurs frequently donate the blood of other teams to the Red Cross.
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The Spurs originally appeared in the NBA2k12 video game, but were removed by beta testers after they discovered a glitch that every button caused them to instantly win by hitting 100 simultaneous 3-pointers. When asked about this, Popovich replied, "That's no glitch".
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According to Einstein's theory or relativity, they can actually outscore you yesterday.
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Basketball players want to grow up to play for the Spurs. But they usually just grow up to get dominated by them.
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Next year, every team will tank so they don't have to face the Spurs in the playoffs.

Half the teams will switch sports to Soccer so they don't have to face the Spurs in the regular season.

The other half are checking on the Spurs' soccer statistics.
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If the Spurs fouled each other, they would be rewarded 3 free throws and the ball.

Everyone on the opposing team would be ejected.
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Bill Walton tried to compliment them, and exploded.
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