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Press play then read this thread Their worst player is an Australian PG that they picked up in the middle of the season after he got finished playing in China. He leads the team in scoring per 36 minutes. They once spotted a team a 22 point lead, just so they could know what it felt like to make a comeback. After winning 11 games in a row, they sat their best players...so they could have multiple double digit win streaks. Once they started a 6'6" center for an entire regular season, and still had the best record in the NBA. They don't have missed field goals, just opportunities for offensive rebounds. They signed an overweight, out of shape, washed up, Frenchman who just got cut by the worst team in the history of the NBA, and made him their starter. They are the most interesting team in the NBA. |
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THIS HAS TO WIN MOST CREATIVE POST OF THE YEAR.. But it won't until everyone adds at least one line of their own! Mine: Their secret playbook and plays are run by Olympic teams and are widely known all over the NBA by many coaches... Yet other teams haven't figured out quite how to beat them. |
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Mine: Their starting forward has the ability to endure pain, hardship and even experience euphoria without showing his feelings or emotion, yet his name is not Duncan... He'll pick your pocket, out-rebound you and even block your shot by using his long arms and gargantuan hands... often without even leaving his feet. The rookie is such an enigma, that not even Charles Barkley can ever remember or pronounce his name. |
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In the last 15 years the coach and longest tenured player has the greatest winning percentage in all of professional sports.
__________________ Future Sean Elliott Quote: "Spurs fans, you are watching a star being born! This is the Kawhi show!" |
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They have spent the last 15 years developing an immunity to iocane powder. They do not know what the word "Inconceivable" means.
__________________ When the Spurs lose...it makes Baby Jesus cry |
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When asked to explain the secret to his team's dominance, their coach answers in 8 languages simultaneously so that the whole world can understand. "No"
__________________ When the Spurs lose...it makes Baby Jesus cry |
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When former Spurs players miss a defensive assignment, they still instinctively head to the bench. After the game, they send an apology card to Greg Popovich.
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The SBC Center has one if its four corners reserved for opposing coaches to huddle in and cry after games. It is rarely empty.
__________________ When the Spurs lose...it makes Baby Jesus cry |
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During the last 15 minutes of games, opposing players usually start thinking about how to save money on their auto insurance.
__________________ When the Spurs lose...it makes Baby Jesus cry |
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The Spurs originally appeared in the NBA2k12 video game, but were removed by beta testers after they discovered a glitch that every button caused them to instantly win by hitting 100 simultaneous 3-pointers. When asked about this, Popovich replied, "That's no glitch".
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Next year, every team will tank so they don't have to face the Spurs in the playoffs. Half the teams will switch sports to Soccer so they don't have to face the Spurs in the regular season. The other half are checking on the Spurs' soccer statistics.
__________________ When the Spurs lose...it makes Baby Jesus cry |
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If the Spurs fouled each other, they would be rewarded 3 free throws and the ball. Everyone on the opposing team would be ejected.
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