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In an effort to record his first career triple double, Ricky Davis once shot at his own basket to get a rebound. It was credited to the Spurs.
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The slam dunk, rising stars, 3-point, and NBA skills competitions on All-Star weekend will be replaced by the "Try not to let the Spurs catch you" event. There will be no winners.
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If one of them throws chalk into the air before a game starts, the sun will be blocked out for the remainder of the week.
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The NBA has a rule stating "It is forbidden for any player to leave the bench during an altercation on the court, except when the Spurs are playing". In those cases, it is clear that a rule is not necessary.
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The NBA has rules for its teams, but they only have Suggestions for the Spurs.
__________________ When the Spurs lose...it makes Baby Jesus cry Last edited by Money4Nothing; 05-20-12 at 09:58 AM. |
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They use Playoff games to try things for scrimmages where they actually play someone worthy
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They decided to switch from "best defensive team" to "most efficient offensive team" because they were bored. They will intentionally foul players who can't hit free throws, just so they can stop and laugh at them. While everyone else plays checkers, they play chess. Last edited by SlamDunc21; 05-20-12 at 11:01 AM. |
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those are all great! Except for this one: Blasphemy ![]() I would never say that.
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My personal pet peeve is that since 2007, the national sports media has been repeating ad nauseseum ad infinatumn that the Spurs are "too old", "over the hill","expired" and "BORING" blah blah blah. Yet Tony, Tim and Manu ARE STILL HERE, Jax is back and and a solid crew behind them. The media still can't explain it caught holding their johnsons with their pants down . Tell us more about LBJ, Kobe blah blah blah YES, its good to be a Spurs fan, the national basketball "expert" media are lazy numb nut parrots and the Lakers really do suck. ![]() Go Spurs Go!
__________________ The Cap'n says "Go Spurs Go!" Now mind your manners, each your spinach and never ever listen to David Hasselhoff records. They're for wussies...Ba ding ding. |
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The NBA will no longer post the number of Spurs wins in the standings, because it would imply the possibility of them losing. Instead, the league will tally Spurs "Appearances".
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The "plus/minus" column of the their box score will be permanently revised to the label "(+)", while the opponent's box score will be revised to only "(-)".
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![]() hahahaha Amazing thread. for the ages!!!
__________________ NO D, NO RING!!!! ![]() With 26 points on 4 of 4 shots from distance in only 20 minutes of PT. Efficient eviceration. Wolves' fan: ginobili vs. the wolves is like he's just kind of laughing to himself all game...kind of like he thinks it's cute that they're trying to play basketball. athenea@spursreport.com |
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Money4Nothing is like butter.... he's on a roll!!!! |
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When the CIA needs intelligence, they contact Pop and RC.... The NBA purposely created the term small market to hide the brilliance of the Spurs. For their part, the Spurs play so well that they are impossible to hide.... Still the NBA tried to label them "boring" because the powers that be were afraid that the feelings that people would get watching Spurs basketball were so visceral, they would have no way to put the genie back in the bottle if the viewers were too many... However, the Spurs are not worried about any of that because the nba execs got it wrong. The Spurs are not the cause. THEY ARE THE CURE...
__________________ NO NEED TO RUSH Cutters are coming Screens are being set Pass is PINPOINT PERFECT and somebody ends up WIDE OPEN No Flash No Gimmicks NO CHANCE OF STOPPING IT IT'S THE QUIET GUYS YOU SHOULD FEAR because words are small and GAME IS BIG GO GO! I AM NINJA! “We will either find a way, or make one.” ~Hannibal~ |
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When this is over and the gold ball floats down the Paseo del Rio, the NBA and TV execs will have to rethink their branding strategy and realize that the Spurs are everything GOOD about basketball and use the NFL strategy to highlight the greatness of TEAMS not just individuals...
__________________ NO NEED TO RUSH Cutters are coming Screens are being set Pass is PINPOINT PERFECT and somebody ends up WIDE OPEN No Flash No Gimmicks NO CHANCE OF STOPPING IT IT'S THE QUIET GUYS YOU SHOULD FEAR because words are small and GAME IS BIG GO GO! I AM NINJA! “We will either find a way, or make one.” ~Hannibal~ |
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The Spurs would sweep Jordan, Bugs Bunny, Daffy and all that Space Jam team.
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This team is so interesting that during this past season, network executives scheduled them for less nationally televised games than ANY of the other teams currently in the playoffs. In truth, they were afraid that other fans would see them and not want to buy tickets for their own home team's games... ever again.
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Their Two Time MVP power forward wears a "Punisher" knee brace during games under black gauze so as to not outwardly scare opponents. The NBA allows it so that they can later say "we warned you." |
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They once traded away All Star forward Luis Scola to an in-state rival for next to nothing because he wasn't good enough to ever wear Silver and Black. Neither was the guy they traded him for, and still they won.
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waaa!!! so much time btween sweept series?? lol
__________________ “He’s everything, He has been the perfect coach for me. He understands what I need even if I don’t understand as a player what I need health-wise and time-wise. He continues to push me. He gets on my ass. He allows me to be a player, and at the same time I’m learning every day.” - Duncan on coach Popovich. |
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The Spurs conduct shoot around with left handed basketballs...except Manu, he of course uses a right handed basketball...because he is left handed...
__________________ Two things are infinite: the universe and human stu pid ity ; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein |
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Gregg Popovich is so intelligent, that his brain is thought to be ambidextrous...
__________________ Two things are infinite: the universe and human stu pid ity ; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein |
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If Barack Obama could run the country 1/100000 as well as the Spurs were run then there might be some truth to what we hear about him from the mainstream media about how great he is....
__________________ Two things are infinite: the universe and human stu pid ity ; and I'm not sure about the universe. - Albert Einstein |
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I don't know where the Spurs ranked as top visiting teams in terms of tickets, but just to make it interesting... The Spurs are so good the they spotted the league six straight road losses to open the season, just so the other teams felt like they could win a home game against them this season. And when the League sent its very best teams to play the Spurs at home, they begged that the Spurs lose in impressive fashion so that the other teams felt like they could win in San Antonio as well. That explains what happened on April 11. And the Spurs obliged if only to give themselves an excuse to administer a proper beating because of the previous engagement to regain their aura and "re-establish their dominance."
__________________ NO NEED TO RUSH Cutters are coming Screens are being set Pass is PINPOINT PERFECT and somebody ends up WIDE OPEN No Flash No Gimmicks NO CHANCE OF STOPPING IT IT'S THE QUIET GUYS YOU SHOULD FEAR because words are small and GAME IS BIG GO GO! I AM NINJA! “We will either find a way, or make one.” ~Hannibal~ |
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I don't always get a to be on National TV unless its the playoffs. So when I am on National TV in the playoffs, I play so that a Gold Balled trophy gets to go floating down a riverwalk in June.. Stay in Fiesta mode, my friends...
__________________ NO NEED TO RUSH Cutters are coming Screens are being set Pass is PINPOINT PERFECT and somebody ends up WIDE OPEN No Flash No Gimmicks NO CHANCE OF STOPPING IT IT'S THE QUIET GUYS YOU SHOULD FEAR because words are small and GAME IS BIG GO GO! I AM NINJA! “We will either find a way, or make one.” ~Hannibal~ |
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