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Old 05-20-12, 02:07 AM
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When you're a heat fan and can't win the ring, you get unhappy.
When you feel unhappy, you defend lebron on the web
When you defend lebron on the web, you embarrass yourself.
When you embarrass yourself, you turn your phone on lebron mode.
When your phones on lebron mode, it only vibrates with no ring.
Don't put your phone on lebron mode, switch to a real team today
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Old 05-20-12, 04:25 AM
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Old 05-20-12, 04:42 AM
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My contribution...

"When you're a Lakers Fan, you cheer when Steve Blake hits 3's against the Nuggets, but you hate him when he can't against OKC.

When the Lakers lose to OKC you threaten to kill Steve Blake and hurt his family.

Steve Blake's wife Re-tweets your death threats to everyone, everywhere.

The entire world realizes just how low and moronic Laker fans truly are.

Don't be a Laker Fan."
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Old 05-20-12, 04:45 AM
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This...
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Old 05-20-12, 05:02 AM
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Another one....

"When you live in Oklahoma City, you cheer for the Thunder

When you go to a Thunder Game, everyone wears the same colors

When your wife goes to the restroom during the game, she forgets her ticket stub, can't find where you are sitting, but also can't find or see where you are because everyone is wearing the same blue shirt.

When you decide to go look for your wife, you also can't find her in the crowd. You spend an entire half looking for your wife.

By the time you find her, Kendrick Perkins has slipped on a gigantic puddle of his own nasty sweat, hurt his knee and your team is toast.

Don't live in Oklahoma City."
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Old 05-20-12, 12:53 PM
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Old 05-20-12, 02:52 PM
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Hilarious!
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Old 05-20-12, 07:45 PM
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When you're a Clippers fan, you cheer for a team that never wins.
When you cheer for a team that never wins, you get depressed.
When you get depressed, you look for other people that have it worse than you.
When you look for other people that have it worse than you, you find the Clippers.
When you find the Clippers have it worse than you, you become a Clippers fan.

Don't be a Clippers fan.
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Old 05-20-12, 08:30 PM
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When you draft a once in a lifetime player who is the very definition of humility, the rest of the Association covertly try to label you as boring.
When they try to label you are boring, they tell themselves that nobody watches you.
When they tell themselves nobody is watching you, they try to give you a big market superstar.
When they try to give you a big market superstar, they forgot about the team they tried to label as boring that will set the record straight.

Don't ever try to label them as "boring" again. Do say Go Spurs Go...
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Old 05-21-12, 07:48 AM
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Pure awesomeness!!!
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Old 05-21-12, 08:22 AM
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Old 05-21-12, 04:11 PM
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Funny.
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Old 05-21-12, 10:06 PM
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When you are network that caters to big media markets for advertising dollars, you build a campaign on "flashy" superstars.
When you build a campaign on flashy superstars, the casual fan thinks the best players are about the bling.
When the best players are about the bling, they start to think of things besides the game.
When they start to think of things besides the game, It's too late.
The Spurs have got you and walk away with not the bling, but the ring...

Don't build a campaign around flashy superstars...
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Cutters are coming
Screens are being set
Pass is PINPOINT PERFECT
and somebody ends up WIDE OPEN
No Flash No Gimmicks NO CHANCE OF STOPPING IT
IT'S THE QUIET GUYS YOU SHOULD FEAR
because words are small and GAME IS BIG

GO GO!


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