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Old 05-01-12, 09:08 AM
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Dumb@ss Of The Year Awards

It's been a few years since I created this thread, ironically it was Ron Artest who inspired me to do this. In light of recent events, I felt compelled to take this award out of the mothballs, and announce my nominations. Feel free to add to this list as you see fit.

1) Metta World Peace - Sharpest elbows, this side of Dirk, in the league.

2) Rajon Rondo - $55 million dollar man, two dollar head.

3) Andrew Bynum - Meathead.....dead from the neck up.

4) Amare Stoudemire - Diminishing skills and brain.
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Old 05-01-12, 11:17 AM
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What, no Javale McGee?
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Old 05-01-12, 12:12 PM
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It's been a few years since I created this thread, ironically it was Ron Artest who inspired me to do this. In light of recent events, I felt compelled to take this award out of the mothballs, and announce my nominations. Feel free to add to this list as you see fit.

1) Metta World Peace - Sharpest elbows, this side of Dirk, in the league.

2) Rajon Rondo - $55 million dollar man, two dollar head.

3) Andrew Bynum - Meathead.....dead from the neck up.

4) Amare Stoudemire - Diminishing skills and brain.

I THINK AMARE CAN BE PLACED AT #1 FOR PUNCHING A FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
METTA WORLD WAR IS JUST BEING THE THUG THAT HE IS.
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Old 05-01-12, 01:36 PM
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What, no Javale McGee?


I am not sure what to do with him. He seems like the Forrest Gump of the league.
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"He said, 'Go for every pump fake,' " Hibbert said.
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Old 05-01-12, 01:47 PM
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don't foget how Amare just punched glass and now is out for at least the next game......idiot
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Old 05-01-12, 01:50 PM
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How about Manu for blowing that wide open dunk in Game 1?
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Old 05-01-12, 02:08 PM
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I wouldn't crown anyone just yet. There are still more games and plenty of clowns out there.
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Old 05-01-12, 02:11 PM
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How about Manu for blowing that wide open dunk in Game 1?
I wouldn't consider him for dumbass of the year if he blew a dunk. If that were a criteria, we would have lots of people who are dumbassses because lots of people blow dunks.
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Old 05-01-12, 03:13 PM
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I am not sure what to do with him. He seems like the Forrest Gump of the league.
Maybe it should be "The Javale McGee Achievement Award for Excellence in NBA Dumbassery."
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Old 05-01-12, 03:32 PM
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Maybe it should be "The Javale McGee Achievement Award for Excellence in NBA Dumbassery."
I like it and maybe we can add a lifetime achievement award and name it after Ron Artest.
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Old 05-01-12, 03:39 PM
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I wouldn't consider him for dumbass of the year if he blew a dunk. If that were a criteria, we would have lots of people who are dumbassses because lots of people blow dunks.
All I know is Matt Bonner has never blown a dunk, and Manu has.
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Old 05-01-12, 04:14 PM
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All I know is Matt Bonner has never blown a dunk, and Manu has.
I would still never call Manu a dumbass because he blew a dunk. A dumbass is someone who does something over the top stupid, like punching glass thereby injuring themselves and taking themselves out of a game, or bumping an official thereby taking themselves out of a game. Things like that.
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Old 05-01-12, 04:21 PM
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I would still never call Manu a dumbass because he blew a dunk. A dumbass is someone who does something over the top stupid, like punching glass thereby injuring themselves and taking themselves out of a game, or bumping an official thereby taking themselves out of a game. Things like that.
I don't know. Taking off just inside the free throw line for a dunk at his age is pretty moronic of him. What was he thinking? Was he thinking at all? Plus we don't know what kind of glass abuse he partakes in during the offseason. One would say that he himself is made of glass because of all the injuries. So, inherently he is a dumbass because he keeps breaking himself.

Now Bonner...jump from 3 feet away and slam it down. Pure genius.
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Old 05-01-12, 09:35 PM
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I don't know. Taking off just inside the free throw line for a dunk at his age is pretty moronic of him. What was he thinking? Was he thinking at all? Plus we don't know what kind of glass abuse he partakes in during the offseason. One would say that he himself is made of glass because of all the injuries. So, inherently he is a dumbass because he keeps breaking himself.

Now Bonner...jump from 3 feet away and slam it down. Pure genius.
This hate campaign against Manu is annoying.
Blown dunks or not, this team goes as far or close as Manu takes it. Time to accept it, dude
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Old 05-02-12, 07:05 AM
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What's this list without Derek Fisher?

Fisher - for not turning up to Houston game IN LA! How's that Mr Players Union president.
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Old 05-02-12, 07:33 AM
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What's this list without Derek Fisher?

Fisher - for not turning up to Houston game IN LA! How's that Mr Players Union president.

Not bad, but he cannot hold a candle to the Ron Artest's and the Andrew Bynum's of the league.
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"He said, 'Go for every pump fake,' " Hibbert said.
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Old 05-02-12, 08:21 AM
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This hate campaign against Manu is annoying.
Blown dunks or not, this team goes as far or close as Manu takes it. Time to accept it, dude
Remember that movie Unbreakable where Samuel L Jackson is the opposite of unbreakable? That's Manu. Or in Terminator 2 when the Terminator gets frozen, tries to walk and his ankles break off? Manu.










P.S. You guys haven't figured out that I'm just messing with you?
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Old 05-02-12, 08:53 AM
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lamar odom anyone?

well actually, he is pretty smart, taking away himself from allas lineup...
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Old 05-02-12, 09:31 AM
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Dwayne Wade blew a dunk worse that Manu the other night! LOL!

Dumbass awards go to:

Amare
Meta World Dumbass
Rondo
Bynum
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Old 05-02-12, 09:58 AM
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Don't forget that Dirk attacked an exercise bike during the Finals in 2006. Just blatant hatred towards inanimate objects.
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I wouldn't consider him for dumbass of the year if he blew a dunk. If that were a criteria, we would have lots of people who are dumbassses because lots of people blow dunks.
Like Dwayne Wade in game 2 against Knicks. Clanked a wide open dunk.
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I would add several categories instead of dumba** alone

JaVale McGee award for Dumbness:McGee - Amare
Metta World Peace Thug Award: Nominees: MWP - Rondo
Drama Queen of the Year Award: Dwight Howard - Van Gundy - Odom
Skippity-doo- weird running award: Matt Bonner
Moses Malone award to worse interviewee: Terry (just for the load of BS)
UnCoach of the Year: Vinny

List could go on
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Old 05-02-12, 11:40 AM
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I would add several categories instead of dumba** alone

JaVale McGee award for Dumbness:McGee - Amare
Metta World Peace Thug Award: Nominees: MWP - Rondo
Drama Queen of the Year Award: Dwight Howard - Van Gundy - Odom
Skippity-doo- weird running award: Matt Bonner
Moses Malone award to worse interviewee: Terry (just for the load of BS)
UnCoach of the Year: Vinny

List could go on
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I think we are on to something here. In addition maybe we could have such categories as:

Defensive Dumbass of the Year
M.V.D. Most Valuable Dumbass
Sixth Man Dumbass of the Year
Dumbass Owner of the Year (Insert Michael Jordan here)
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Why hasn't there been a Spursreport awards?
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Old 05-02-12, 08:34 PM
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Don't forget that Dirk attacked an exercise bike during the Finals in 2006. Just blatant hatred towards inanimate objects.


The American Airlines Center vistor's hallway just brings out that kind of rage.

Interesting fact, the offending box is the one on the right side of the hall!!

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