Craig's List: Left testicle offered for Super Bowl tickets.

[Dasher]

WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets (Miami)

High capacity, O negative, well traveled, well maintained, larger than average, only used for @ 22 years! (was in storage before that)
1 available!
History of producing blond haired Caucasian males inclined towards joining the military. (1 army, 1 marine) (results may vary!)
All sales are final!!
Will complete transaction after the game! (and I'll need a ride to the airport and help on a plane!)
Pictures/documentation available upon request.
No perverts!!!!!
Email for additional information!

WILL TRADE; Left testicle for Super Bowl tickets

[joballer]

A third testicle wouldn't hurt

[Jose_TheGenius]

what would someone need an extra testicle? albondidga soup? lol at least he makes the return policy clear!