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Old 03-27-09, 06:31 PM
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ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch

ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch

Posted Mar 27th 2009 5:05PM by TMZ Staff

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.



Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

ShamWow Pitchman Beats Hooker to the Punch - TMZ.com

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Old 03-27-09, 09:46 PM
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Worse than the Tijuana hooker that bit my nose off.
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Old 03-27-09, 09:56 PM
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Worse than the Tijuana hooker that bit my nose off.
What?!?!?!?
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Old 03-27-09, 10:16 PM
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lol. Go watch an old movie with Norm McDonald called "Dirty Work". Hilarious.
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aww ok I was wondering what you were talking about.
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The hooker was wearing a Snuggie. Nuff said...
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ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

ShamWow Guy In Slap, Chop Bust

TV pitchman battered hooker in South Beach hotel room brawl


MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel. Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse. "Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling).

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We can't do this all day people!
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Is he wearing a hospital gown under his coat?
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More Mugs shots.

Brutal Mugshot in ShamWow Case

Posted Mar 30th 2009 3:02PM by TMZ Staff

This is what ShamWow can do for you -- allegedly. Take a look at Vince Shlomi's handiwork. The hooker pictured below -- Sasha Harris -- allegedly bit his tongue during a "business" meeting, so he punched her in return.



Both Harris and Shlomi were arrested, but prosecutors dropped the case.

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/30/shamwow-victims-mugshot/

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