Caption the President
 

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Press 3 to listen to your old mailbox greeting.

"Howdy. This is George W. Bush a.k.a. 43. I'm either ain't here rite now or I'm watchin Larry the cable changer dude. Leave a quick message and I'll get er done for you. He he he."

To erase this greeting, press # now.

Prez Obama: Secret Service? Yes I'd like to report the red telephone that should be in here is missing.

Secret Service: We told Bush he couldn't take it with him, but I guess he took it anyway. We're on it sir!