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Old 05-11-07, 02:51 PM
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Kids say the darndest things



So last night I'm watching a Discovery show about ants with my 5 year old son.

The narrator says there is an ant in Australia that can kill a human.

"Dad, how can an ant kill you?"

"Well, some people have an allergic reaction to ant bites or stings."

"What's allergic mean?"

"Allergic is when someone's body has a bas reaction to something. Their body can't stand it or really doesn't like something. Sometimes it can make you sick, and sometimes it can even kill you."

"Oh...... I think I'm allergic to cornbread."




(He HATES cornbread)
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Old 05-11-07, 02:53 PM
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So last night I'm watching a Discovery show about ants with my 5 year old son.

The narrator says there is an ant in Australia that can kill a human.

"Dad, how can an ant kill you?"

"Well, some people have an allergic reaction to ant bites or stings."

"What's allergic mean?"

"Allergic is when someone's body has a bas reaction to something. Their body can't stand it or really doesn't like something. Sometimes it can make you sick, and sometimes it can even kill you."

"Oh...... I think I'm allergic to cornbread."




(He HATES cornbread)
Kids are so darn smart.
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Old 05-11-07, 02:57 PM
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I love cornbread so much.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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Old 05-11-07, 02:59 PM
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I love cornbread so much.... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


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Is the corn used for cornbread grown in cornrows?
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Is the corn used for cornbread grown in cornrows?
40,000 brain cells committed suicide when I read that.



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One of my second graders asked, "Is the story of Noah in the Old Testicle or the New Testicle?"
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funny stuff

I too, Love Cornbread
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