I'm so embarrassed.
 

I'm at work, speaking with a customer over the phone. The conversation is going well, but dragging a little bit, and I get a text message from my brother-in-law. I feel it's ok to open it because the call is just about over. As I open the message, the screen on my phone fills up with hardcore gay-porn and starts yelling "I'm looking at gay-porn on my phone! I'm gay everybody because I'm looking at gay-porn on my phone!"

Well, things got really quiet afterwards. The customer was kind of old, so I'm hoping they didn't hear it.

Yes.
It would've been funny elsewhere, but I really wish I didn't open it at work.