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VDeal 04-07-07 08:38 PM

How to keep a Woman Happy!
 
How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food & beer

MomBear 04-07-07 09:08 PM

:laugh @ Rick

cheesehead4spurs 04-07-07 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickV (Post 1069264)
How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring food & beer

How true is this :D

Money4Nothing 04-08-07 04:54 PM

Diamonds.....That´ll shut her up.

$

necron 99 04-09-07 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickV (Post 1069264)
How to Make a Woman Happy

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



Can not stress this enough....NO MATTER WHAT YOUR WOMAN SAYS GET HER SOMETHING!

TexasPandaMama 04-09-07 10:55 AM

I made the list more accurate :D

Quote:

Originally Posted by RickV (Post 1069264)
How to Make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a chef
5. a good listener
6. a good father
7. clean
8. attentive
9. funny
10. creative
11. tender
12. understanding
13. tolerant
14. ambitious
15. capable
16. courageous
17. determined
18. true
19. dependable
20. passionate
21. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
22. give her compliments regularly
23. be honest
24. not look at other girls

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

25. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



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