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Old 04-07-07, 08:37 PM
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More of "You know you're from San Antonio when..."

You Know You're From San Antonio When...
>You lost your virginity at mission drive-in
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>You know exactly how to get to the "Ghost Tracks" from anywhere in town.
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>You think "pro-choice" means flour or corn tortillas.
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>You've never been to the Alamo.
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>You think a health drink is a Margarita without salt.
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>You think being able to read the Taco Cabana menu makes you bilingual.
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>You used to live in a neighborhood you wouldn't even drive through now.
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>There has been a road crew on your street since before the Alamodome was
>built.
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>You remember when Crossroads Mall used to be called Wonderland.
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>You've been to Midget Mansion.
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>You know all about the "Dancing Diablo" and the "Donkey Lady" bridge.
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>You know that Wheatley and Brackenridge is the same school.
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>You remember the Captain Gus show.
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>Your subwoofer has twice the value of your car.
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>You have three rodeo outfits but never have been on a horse
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>You're an expert with the brake pedal, but you have no idea what a blinker
>is.
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>Your idea of culture is wearing a Hard Rock T-shirt.
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>You think the last supper was at Mi Tierra restaurant.
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>You do your grocery shopping at a flea market.
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>You think local politicians are crooks, but you still do not vote.
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>You have a "Selena Lives" bumper sticker on your car.
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>You care if San Antonio is in the "national spotlight".
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>A formal occasion is getting a glass with your longneck.
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>You believe Tacos, barbecue, tequilla, and beer are the four basic food
>groups.
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>You rented Pulp Fiction to escape the everyday violence of the city.
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>You think wearing bows in your hair will get you a husband.
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>Your White mother learned how to make Tamales & Menudo from your neighbors.
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>You know the "real" definition of FIESTA is "stay home if at all possible".
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>You have ordered Mexican food at a Chinese restaurant.
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>You had breakfast tacos at Taco Cabana on Christmas morning.
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>You remember the Joske's Christmas display.
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>You remember when JC Penney's had a restaurant.
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>You remember hamburgers from Whopper Burger.
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>You're elementary field trip was to the Butter Crust Bakery.
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>You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from San
>Antonio.
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Old 04-07-07, 09:43 PM
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You believe Tacos, barbecue, tequilla, and beer are the four basic food
>groups.
you mean they're not?


those are great Rick.
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Old 04-07-07, 10:02 PM
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You're elementary field trip was to the Butter Crust Bakery
would you believe the Lone Star Brewery?
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Old 04-07-07, 10:47 PM
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would you believe the Lone Star Brewery?
I did both of them. And I miss whopper burger

Didn't they use to have like 10 burgers for a buck?
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Old 04-08-07, 04:58 PM
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Butter Crust Bakery, OMGWTFBBQ I remember that.


> You still have your Puffy Taco hat.
> Pearl is the only Real Beer
> You can run from Marshall High to Ingram Park Mall blindfolded without getting run over

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Old 04-09-07, 11:24 AM
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> you watched summer movies at the Fox Theaters behind Central Park Mall
> you ate at the Mexiteria
> you grew up in a Ray Ellison home
> you made out at comanche hill
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>you listen to the accident report on the radio each morning so you can alter your route...

...to see the accident.
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Old 04-09-07, 11:33 AM
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well according to the national surveys that come out, you would know you are from san antonio if you are an allergic stupid fat drunk. to which this man would say




"fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life..."
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Old 04-09-07, 11:53 AM
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< You went on a field trip as a Cub Scout to the Capt Gus Show!!!! the ORIGINAL Ba Ding Bing.
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Old 04-09-07, 01:01 PM
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you mean they're not?
What she said.
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