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Old 08-24-06, 11:14 AM
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A Polish man who had his tongue removed has had a new one made using tissue taken from his buttocks.

Jarislav Ernst, 23, from Gliwice, now has a functioning tongue made from his backside after surgery at the Oncology Clinic in Gliwice's General Hospital.

Head doctor Stanislaw Poltorek said: "The new tongue is alive and well-supplied with blood, and the patient is doing well."

Mr Ernst's tongue was removed after it was diagnosed with cancer.

Dr Poltorek added: "We removed the tumour-filled tongue, checking that there were no remaining cancerous cells around the patient's mouth, then collected skin, fat and nerve tissue from the man's buttocks and modelled that into a new tongue, which we sewed into his mouth."

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Old 08-24-06, 11:15 AM
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Old 08-24-06, 11:20 AM
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there's just too many ways to go with this, i don't even know where to start
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Old 08-24-06, 11:27 AM
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there's just too many ways to go with this, i don't even know where to start
I'll start. "Didnt KtD already pioneer this procedure?"
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Old 08-24-06, 11:30 AM
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I bet his breath smells like ass.
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Old 08-24-06, 12:00 PM
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Ladies, would you kiss the guy?
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Does this give a whole new meaning to "tounge n cheek"



Kiss him??? Your kidding of course
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Old 08-24-06, 01:05 PM
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Kiss him??? Your kidding of course
he never specified WHERE...
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he never specified WHERE...
Ok then YOU kiss him ... anywhere YOU like

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Old 08-24-06, 01:14 PM
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gives a whole new meaning to the phrase 'kiss my ass'


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Old 08-24-06, 04:06 PM
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no one can trust this guy, he's always talking outta his ass
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A Polish man who had his tongue removed has had a new one made using tissue taken from his buttocks.
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The perfect meal for this guy....

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Geez what an Ass-Face

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Old 08-26-06, 01:52 PM
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Does this give a whole new meaning to "tounge n cheek"
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Old 08-26-06, 03:50 PM
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Yeah...in many ways that is funny and kind of gross at the same time.

But you can't help but be amazed at that they could actually pull that off and have it work.

You have to admit that any one of you would choose a butt-tongue over no tongue at all.

I wonder if he has a giant divit in his ass cheek now.
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Old 08-26-06, 05:02 PM
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He'll never have to worry about brushing his teeth with Preparation H.
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I wonder if he has a giant divit in his ass cheek now.
Yes, and is it a tongue shaped divot?
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Old 08-27-06, 02:10 AM
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Please God, tell me this is a horrific joke.
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Old 08-27-06, 02:56 AM
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This begs the question Can an ass made of tongue be far behind? (no pun intended)
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