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Old 07-20-06, 10:14 PM
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Top 10 Signs You are at a Crappy Nightclub
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10) Every Friday is "Tribute to Karen Carpenter" night.

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Old 07-20-06, 10:17 PM
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09) You are in a club located in San Antonio
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Old 07-20-06, 10:39 PM
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08) When you order a Fuzzy Navel the bartender rips open his shirt.
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Old 07-20-06, 10:45 PM
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07) you went to a club TBNL highly recommended
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Old 07-20-06, 11:26 PM
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6) I'm there
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Old 07-20-06, 11:30 PM
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5) They're playing Fallout Boy
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Old 07-20-06, 11:33 PM
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4) bar is full of lycanthropic pina colada drinkers
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Old 07-20-06, 11:37 PM
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07) you went to a club TBNL highly recommended


3) you're out with Blake and he says, "hey let's try this one.......it looks nice"
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Old 07-20-06, 11:50 PM
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2) Appearing tonight - Skreech
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Old 07-20-06, 11:56 PM
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1) the bartender pops the cap off your beer bottle and there's lipstick on the rim
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Old 07-21-06, 12:00 AM
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0) the bartender pops the cap off your beer bottle and there's hair on the rim and you didn't see how he popped the cap off
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Old 07-21-06, 12:27 AM
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-1) the hottest babe in the joint is really a man
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Old 07-21-06, 12:37 AM
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-2) They have a bouncer at the door.
























No really.............a bouncer ball.
Grab one as you go in It's bouncer ball night.
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Old 07-21-06, 12:43 AM
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^^ hey... a club with child care while I can go in and get plastered?That might not be such a bad nightclub.....

-3) the karaoke machine has one song on it......"Wake me up .....before you go go"
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-4) " And now for your listening pleasure we are proud to present Mr. William Hung !!!"
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-5) Anytime you ask yourself "WTF is that on the wall?"
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Old 07-21-06, 01:24 AM
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-7) bulletproof glass between bartenders and customers
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Old 07-21-06, 03:45 AM
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-8) everyone dresses like Ricky Martin, and talks like scarface.
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Old 07-21-06, 09:22 AM
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-4) " And now for your listening pleasure we are proud to present Mr. William Hung !!!"
I wish.
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