Man Severs Penis to Prove Faithfulness

[Nate From Ohio]

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KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia (AP) - A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.

The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.

The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.

[ladyspur]

What a dork.

[To be named later]

Hey! Did someone say "Dork" ?!?

My Panamanian poolboy, Flavi, asks why some men see the need to sever the penis to prove their faithfulness or love to their wives when a gift certificate to the Isaac Mizrahi Store is a much better proof of love and devotion.

Sincerely,
[Ray Allen]

[SoupIsGood]

Did he throw it at a cop afterward?

[spursfeva_31]

ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

this is kinda like what lynette wanted her husband to do on desperate housewives

[Bubba McBrewski]

And I thought cutting off your nose to spite your face was bad!

[TexasNative]

Let this be a lesson. This is what can happen when you drink canned beer.

[SpursStalker]

Originally Posted by TexasNative

Let this be a lesson. This is what can happen when you drink canned beer.

You guys crack me up

He wanted to prove his faithfulness but instead he proved his stupidity!

[Harro]

Next people will be blowing themselves up for allah