Top 10 Signs Gas Prices are Too Damn High

[TexasNative]

10) You now have three Pay-at-the-pump options:
- Credit
- Debit
- Home Equity Loan

09) ???

[PHANTOM21]

9) illegal immigrants are now doing jobs that americans WILL do to earn extra cash for gas

[admiralsnackbar]

8) People who drive hybrids are *****ing about gas prices.

[Blake]

7) it's too expensive to cut my yard

[micah76]

6) You know have to choose between putting money in your gas fund or your childrens college fund.

[Art Vandalay]

5) you did the research and decided that selling the cars and buying a horse will save you money in the long run.

[medigerati]

4) At the stoplight, you look over to the car next to you and see feet sticking out of the bottom, reminiscent of the Flintstones automobile.

[Art Vandalay]

3) you finally did it. what most san antonians wont do. you bought a via bus pass.

[Mr. Chauffeur]

2) you've started drilling for oil in your backyard by that shade tree with a cordless Black and Decker..

[ATH]

and #1 real life sign is.................

Though you've made fun of them for years, you swallowed your pride and purchased a goofy little 49cc moped. (not funny, but true.)

[Blake]

0) you call a tow truck to haul you to work 'cause it's cheaper than driving yourself

[kyleo]

People quit their jobs in order to get ones closer to where they work. Seriously.

[JoeSchmo]

You have your car towed. Not because it broke down, but that it's cheaper than paying at the pump.

Originally Posted by JoeSchmo

You have your car towed. Not because it broke down, but that it's cheaper than paying at the pump.

Originally Posted by Blake

0) you call a tow truck to haul you to work 'cause it's cheaper than driving yourself

they're both true...

[TexasNative]

[evenstar]

^^^^^

gas prices are so high rich people are complaining

[Chief]

Originally Posted by Blake

7) it's too expensive to cut my yard