skinny dippers and old geezers

[Blake]

The Pond

The old farmer had a large pond in the back, fixed up nicely; picnic tables, barbecue pit,
horseshoe courts, along with some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening, the old guy decided to go down to the pond and look it over. He hadn't been there for a while and grabbed a 5 gallon bucket to gather some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.

As he approached, he made the women aware of his presence. At once, they all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave."

The old man shrugged, saying "I didn't come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked, or to make you get out of the pond naked."

Holding up the bucket, he said, "Do what you want, but I'm here to feed the alligator."

Moral: Old men can still think fast

[phillyspurslover]

[RichB]

Classic.

Thanks Blake.

[PHANTOM21]

holy sh!t


he likes it

[RichB]

Originally Posted by PHANTOM21

holy sh!t


he likes it

Sure I do. Because its funny and clever.

Those are the best kinds of jokes.

[SoupIsGood]

Nice!