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Old 04-18-06, 03:57 PM
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Top 10 Signs Tom Cruise is 31 Ounces Short of a Full Quart
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10) Says, "I'll eat my baby's placenta..."

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9) Dumps Penelope Cruz
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8) Creating a reality show titled Surviving Scientology
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7) dumps nicole kidman, makes MI:3

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6) Lectures Matt Lauer during a nationally televised interview
5) Condemns Brooke Shields for being treated for post partum depression
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4) Made the Gay porn movie "Vanilla Skye"..
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2) HBO will make a "Big Love" spin-off about Cruise and call it "Big Rich Ass Freak."
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