25 Signs you've grown up

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell is open until.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

16. You take naps.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ."

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink t he way I used to!" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead
of asking "Oh what the hell happened?"

Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old azz.

[curiousspirit]

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old azz.

That would be me.

[Chief]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
N/A
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
N/A
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
N/A
4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
still going to bed at 6.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
not yet
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
hey I do that sometimes
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
N/A
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
N/A
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
still doing that
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
Actually I've almost done that before
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
Ewwww - NOT there yet and don't want to get there
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell is open until.
Midnight or Later
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
Car Insurance Still High, thanks balf for totaling the explorer
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
N/A/
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
sometimes
16. You take naps.
Nope
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach.
Not there yet
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
shhhhhhhhhhhh
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ."
N/A/
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
definately not there yet
22. "I just can't drink t he way I used to!" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
N/A/
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
NO WAY..not yet
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
n/a/
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead
of asking "Oh what the hell happened?"
n/a/

[spursfeva_31]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. my trees are still alive yeah

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. queen size bed!

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. well I don't have any alcohol in the fridge ANYWAY

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed. I used to always go to sleep that late....now I'm out by 12

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. hell yeah!!

6. You watch the Weather Channel. Theres nothing wrong with watching the weather channel

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." still not there

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. I wish I had those days right now

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." pffft thats all I wear

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo. I have thought about calling the cops on the neighbors cuz they never stfu!!

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. I'm just getting into this.... I just sit there looking around like "PLEASE don't tell me you do that!"

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell is open until. hey....thats a good question...what time does it close?

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. My insurance is going up soon

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. either way I can't feed my CATS table food

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. it does

16. You take naps. ALL the time

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. I'm happy with just the food

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach. OHHH YEAH! Even eating it during the day gives me heartburn and an upset stomach

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests. well I always need ibuprofen and I run out of antacids fast

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good ." don't like wine

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. nope...soda is still my breakfast

22. "I just can't drink t he way I used to!" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again." not there

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. not there either

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. nope

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead
of asking "Oh what the hell happened?" I jump around crying and being excited

Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old azz.

Alright...I think I'm an old lady instead of a teenager

[Spurs|ATX|]

[JoeSchmo]

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. Would be hard to smoke a cactus.

2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. I'm not picky on location.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. So true.

4. 6:00 am is when you get up, not when you go to bed. Go to bed after midnight usually.

5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. Not yet.

6. You watch the Weather Channel. Hardly ever.

7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." Friends are on pace to get married soon.

8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 14 days? I'd kill to get that kind of vacation time now!

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." I dress up when I have to.

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo. Done that before. Why the hell does somebody play R. Kelly real loud at 4am? Hell, why does anybody play R.Kelly?

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. If they ever do, I'll make them feel very uncomfortable about it.

12. You don't know what time Taco Bell is open until. 2am I believe. At least, I remember ordering there that late.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. Both are going up!

14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. No dog, so not applicable.

15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. My couch is very comfy.

16. You take naps. Took naps since I was a teen.

17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. Dinner and a movie is so generic.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather
than settle, your stomach. It does, but I'll still do it.

19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests. Gone to the drugstore for all of the above excluding pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good . Wine is wine to me.

21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. What's breakfast?

22. "I just can't drink t he way I used to!" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again." Haven't got there yet.

23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. I work in IT, and I still don't think I spend 90% of my computer time for real work!

24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. Still waste money at the bar.

25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead
of asking "Oh what the hell happened?" Would ask "what the hell happened now", but that will proabably change in the next couple of years.

Bonus:

26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old azz.

So wait, a teenager is more grown up than I am at almost 30?

[TexasNative]

10:30 on a Friday night is bed time, not party time.

[bonnington]

I apply to almost all of them.

[boo_radley]

Same here Bonn.

[PHANTOM21]

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