How many SR members does it take to fix a lightbulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

1 to move it to the Lighting section

2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs

5 to flame the spell checkers

3 to correct spelling/grammar flames

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's

3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[liquidsky]

1 to say Fire Pop.

[Carnac The Magnificent]

Light bulb to SA????

[boo_radley]

[bonnington]

I am one of the 13 "me too" posters,

[Blake]

3 light bulb trolls saying how the light bulb at this forum is overrated and how their light bulb is going to win it all

[SAScrub]

Didn't someone get banned for changing the lightbulb outside of forum guidlines?

And, did we decide on flourescent (Nazr)or incandecent(Rasho) as the starting bulb?

[shelden]

1 Contrary Cuss to say he doesn't know why the light bulb needed to be changed, anyway. Darkness isn't that bad, once you get used to it.

eyes

[phillyspurslover]

did you work on that all morning?

@ shelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllll

[SoupIsGood]

One Pacer fan to say that his team has better light bulbs, if they could only stay healthy

[Spaceman Spiff]

15 to say Beno could do it better if someone gave him a chance.

[jsandiego]

21 people to say we should just unscrew the lightbulb until playoff time so it can rest and not get dimmer.

50 posters saying we should just uscrew the lightbult on one of the days where we'll need to use electricity on back-to-back days.

33 others claiming we should keep the lightbulb in because the bulb won't get any dimmer than it already is (including 3 that post links showing the lightbulb won't get any dimmer).

94 posters hoping that either way, the bulb doesn't burn out until late-June.

[guerito]

10,000 Austinites to complain how great the old lightbulb was, before you got here.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Originally Posted by guerito

10,000 Austinites to complain how great the old lightbulb was, before you got here.

10,000 more Austinites to complain that they can't see the lightbulb in regional lightbulb telecasts.

[guerito]

Originally Posted by Spaceman Spiff

10,000 more Austinites to complain that they can't see the lightbulb in regional lightbulb telecasts.

You're darn tootin, Spiff! I'd be one of 'em.

[SpursStalker]

I'm gonna assign names to all those people