Entry From My Cat's Journal

[SpurInDallas]

EXCERPTS FROM MY CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 683 of My Captivity:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up
my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the floor. Today
I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had
hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates
what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ''good little hunter'' I am. The audacity!!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could
hear the noise and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow-- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released--and he seems
more than willing to return! He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant-- I observe him communicating with
the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The
captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is
safe--for now. But I can wait.

It is only a matter of time.

[ladyspur]

Originally Posted by SpurInDallas

EXCERPTS FROM MY CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 683 of My Captivity:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets.

I wonder if my cats think that.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow-- but at the top of the stairs.

My cat does that to my hubby. Steps right in front of him.

[SpursStalker]

Originally Posted by SpurInDallas

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released--and he seems
more than willing to return! He is obviously retarded.

That's hilarious!!

[Chief]

Originally Posted by SpurInDallas

EXCERPTS FROM MY CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 683 of My Captivity:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash
or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations
perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up
my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomited on the floor. Today
I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had
hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates
what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a ''good little hunter'' I am. The audacity!!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was
placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could
hear the noise and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to
my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my
tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this
again tomorrow-- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.
The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released--and he seems
more than willing to return! He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant-- I observe him communicating with
the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. The
captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is
safe--for now. But I can wait.

It is only a matter of time.

"The captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe--for now"

[boo_radley]

So it was a slow Friday huh, Jerry?

[Negotiator]

He left out the part about the "prisoner" not receiving female visitors..

[Bubba McBrewski]

I hate posting the same pic in two different threads, but I think it's appropriate - that cat should be sold...

[rjv]

maybe spoiled cat ought to see the pictures from his cousin in china's journal-