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Sorry Blake.....I didnt see this thread.Yea, that part sucked. ![]() ![]() Did you notice Cartman's hat? How about the Sea World guy who kept saying "It was funny". |
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that one was pretty good but not the one of the funniest new ones. The Jew Gold one had me laughing for days. Cartman: All Jews carry gold in a little bag around their necks! Hand it over! Stan: [drops down a few steps and calls] Guys, come on! [goes back up the stairs] Kyle: Jews do NOT carry gold in a little bag around their necks.Cartman! Stop playing around! Cartman: [pulls out a 9 mm handgun] I'm not playing around, Kyle! If we survive this, I don't intend to live in poverty! Give me your Jew gold now! Kyle: Dude, we don't have time for your stupid jokes! We're gonna die! Cartman: Yes, but you can live if you give me your Jew gold! The decision is yours, Kyle! Kyle: Goddamnit, you know I don't carry gold in a little bag around my neck, Cartman! Whattaya want from me?! Cartman: I want... your Jew gold! [Kyle has run out of things to say and stands there. Cartman glowers at him, ready to fire the gun if he moves] Kyle: ...Okay, fine! Here! [opens his coat and pulls out a small black bag, and hands it to Cartman] Now let's go! Cartman: [moves the bag around for heaviness] Do you think I'm stupid?! I know that all Jews carry fake bags of gold around their necks to keep the real bags of gold around their necks safe! Hand over the real Jew gold, Kyle!! [Kyle, angered at this delaying tactic, pulls out another small bag from under his coat and walks over to Cartman. Cartman laughs evilly as Kyle approaches. Kyle smiles an evil smile back and tosses the second bag over his shoulder and into the fire below. Cartman rushes over to grab it, but doesn't get there in time Kyle rushes up the stairs at the other end of the landing] No! Noooooo! [watches the fire] |