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You know you are from Texas if........... ~You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo. ~A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel. ~You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day. ~You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade. ~You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent. ~You measure distance in minutes. ~Little Smokies are something you serve only for special occasions. ~You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit. ~You know cowpies are not made of beef. ~Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date. ~You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than your fist. ~You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait all in the same store. ~A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Chevy 3500 4x4 is. ~You know everything goes better with Ranch. ~You actually get these jokes and are "fixin' " to send them to your friends. ~You go to the river/lake because you think it is like going to the ocean. ~Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."
__________________ "I am the leader of this team so it starts with me, and I understand that." - Tim Duncan |
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~ If your parents taught you this joke: Why doesn't Texas float away into the ocean? ... because Oklahoma SUCKS! ![]() (Longhorn parents )
__________________ Are you: A) Female? B) Attending UTSA? Then chances are good that YOU ALMOST FREAKING KILLED ME IN THE PARKING LOT |
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#9
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Further proof to me that I had found what is known as "a keeper".
__________________ Tim Duncan's San Antonio Spurs now have SEVEN consecutive seasons of winning at least 55 games and a playoff series, tying Magic Johnson's lakers and only exceeded by Larry Bird's Celtics, with 9. "We're never impressed with wins, never depressed with losses" - Gregg Popovich |