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Old 11-03-05, 08:14 PM
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Man Sues Ex-Girlfriend Over Glue Attack

Thu Nov 3, 4:20 PM ET

GREENSBURG, Pa. - A man claims his ex-girlfriend owes him more than $30,000 for gluing his genitals to his abdomen five years ago. "This was not just some petty domestic squabble," attorney Grey Pratt told a Westmoreland County jury Wednesday.
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His client, Kenneth Slaby of Pittsburgh, is suing Gail O'Toole of Murrysville. His lawsuit claims the two broke up in 1999 after dating for 10 months and Slaby began dating someone else.

Slaby contends that O'Toole invited him over to her home on May 7, 2000, where he fell asleep. He woke up to find that O'Toole had used Super Glue to stick his genitals to his abdomen, glued his buttocks together and spelled out a profanity on his back in nail polish.

Slaby said O'Toole told him it was payback for their breakup, and he had to walk a mile to a gas station to call for help. He pressed charges and O'Toole pleaded guilty to misdemeanor assault and served six months' probation.

O'Toole's attorney, Chuck Evans, said it was a consensual act and Slaby wasn't permanently damaged.

"This is a case that should have been left in the bedroom," he said.
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Old 11-03-05, 08:33 PM
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Old 11-03-05, 09:04 PM
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I hate when that happens.
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Old 11-03-05, 11:28 PM
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Old 11-04-05, 09:15 AM
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Yeah, baby...use that glue stick...that's it....now the buttocks...yeah...
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Old 11-04-05, 10:00 AM
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Yeah, baby...use that glue stick...that's it....now the buttocks...yeah...
pfffttt yeah like there aren't men out there who like this stuff...



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Old 11-04-05, 10:16 AM
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I sure hope she didnt try to get him aroused afterwards........... OUCH!!!!
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Old 11-04-05, 10:26 AM
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Old 11-04-05, 10:27 AM
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I can't help but wonder if she got the idea from "Reservoir Dogs" (i.e. the "Elois" story)....
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Old 11-04-05, 10:43 AM
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You're one sick kitty.
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Old 11-04-05, 10:58 AM
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Old 11-04-05, 11:29 AM
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Yeah riiight... eyes
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I wonder, when he noticed, did he scream O O O O O TOOLE!!!!!
HAAAAAAAA!!!!! really bad. I know.
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I sure hope she didnt try to get him aroused afterwards........... OUCH!!!!


That would have left a mark for sure
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Old 11-04-05, 12:19 PM
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Keep your hands off his glue stick.
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Old 11-04-05, 03:44 PM
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I can't believe I completely missed the fact that her last name is "O'Toole"....
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