Mark your calendar for next Saturday!

[PHANTOM21]

As you may know, it's a sin for a Taliban male to see a woman other than his wife, naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4 P.M. eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to weed out any terrorists in your neighborhood. Circling the block for one hour is suggested for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove they are not Taliban, and to show support for American women. Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack beside your seat is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The U S government appreciates your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

[FunkMaster]

I am proud to be an american!!

eyes *slaps Phanta in head*

[PHANTOM21]

[Nate From Ohio]

I'm guessing Phantom will be camped out in front of a local retirement villa.

But I will be showing my support for sure.

[Falcone]

While this is still funny, I have seen this exact thing at least 20,000 times.

[To be named later]

Originally Posted by Falcone

While this is still funny, I have seen this exact thing at least 20,000 times.

.....which may be precisely why we have not had another terrorist attack on American soil.

I wasn't aware we have been running this exercise prior, but apparently.......it works!

[ladyspur]

Originally Posted by PHANTOM21

As you may know, it's a sin for a Taliban male to see a woman other than his wife, naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So this Saturday at 4 P.M. eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their houses, completely naked, to weed out any terrorists in your neighborhood. Circling the block for one hour is suggested for this anti-terrorist effort.

All men to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their homes to prove they are not Taliban, and to show support for American women. Since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six pack beside your seat is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment.

The U S government appreciates your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.

God bless America!

Are you organizing a GTG or something?