Mike Tyson to star in Porno with Jenna Jameson

[DizzG]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/200...pot/index.html

Posted: Thursday August 4, 2005 10:54AM; Updated: Thursday August 4, 2005 12:48PM

According to sources, we'll be seeing more of Mike Tyson than we ever thought we would.



1. Just when one thinks that Mike Tyson's career has hit rock bottom, it plunges a little farther toward the earth's molten core. Published reports say Tyson intends to star in a porn film with Jenna Jameson. A British magazine quoted the former champ as saying that he was approached by one of Jameson's representatives to doff his boxing trunks. Tyson is apparently demanding money up front to help with his massive debts. According to the story, that's not the only thing massive about Tyson. We can't say any more in this family Web site, so please check out the story. Still, we hope that Iron Mike will work under the name Buck Naked.

[TexasNative]

I've just lost all respect for Jenna.

[Spurs Crusader]

I guess that he's done eating peoples' children, and.......

[SAScrub]

This is insane...we're talking about a guy who committed rape, and now he's gonna be in porno!

Next thing you know Raffy Palmeiro will be running a pharmacy!

[Simon2150]

Wow, does jenna really wanna bang this? Some funny/disturbing quotes by Mike tyson:

"I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into
Cartilage."

"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

"I like the British bikes. I like British people. They're real mellow."

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now
and then I kick your f**king ass."

"I just want to conquer people and their souls."

On His Mental Health

"I don't know if I'm mentally sick, but I have... episodes sometimes.
I'm a depressant kind of dude. I have episodes, and I'm human. But no
one cares about my health as a human because sometimes I'm in my
episodes when I'm at work."

"Well, [contemplating suicide] goes through everyone's mind, I'm sure.
And if it doesn't I really must be crazy. Everyone thinks about that
because sometimes, you know what I mean, it's just tough being a
ni**er and it's tough being a bad ni**er."

I don't react to a tragic happening any more. I took so many bad
things as a kid and some people think I don't care about anything.
It's just too hard for me to get emotional. I can't cry no more."

"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all."
"At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I
come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I
like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because
that's who you come to see."

"I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like
that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I
didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act.
One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know,
'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am
I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being
abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I
do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm
someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?"

"I'm not Mother Teresa. But I'm also not Charles Manson!"

"Fear is your best friend or your worst enemy. It's like fire. If you
can control it, it can cook for you; it can heat your house. If you
can't control it, it will burn everything around you and destroy you.
If you can control your fear, it makes you more alert, like a deer
coming across the lawn."

On Religion

"All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were
here I'd fight him too."

On His Wife

"I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and
Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback
gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so
powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the
attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let smash that silverback's
snotbox! He declined."

"Anyone with a grain of sense would know that if I punched my wife I
would rip her head off. It's all lies. I have never laid a finger on
her."
On Razor Ruddock

"You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big
lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend."

On Lennox Lewis

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My
defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I
want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

"My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

"I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want
to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their
children."

"[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse.' I'm not a recluse."

[Big Empty]

MIke gets to kill two birds with one stone. He gets to Knock out some debt and a beautifull woman.

[TexasNative]

Top 10 Suggested Titles for the Tyson/Jameson Porn Flick

10) "Eat me."

09) ???

[Spurs Crusader]

9) "Nibbles n Bits"

Ear's to you!

[SAScrub]

7) Low Blow

[Spurs Crusader]

6) Mike Tyson's Raunch Out

[Big Empty]

5. lets see if you can knock this out.

[ladyspur]

You gotta be kidding me! He must be desperate for cash. eyes

[PHANTOM21]

^^^ thats a lame title

[canyoufeelit]

Not a title, and slight derail, but... it would be great to hear his tweety bird voice on camera:

"Oh yeth, Jenna, thuck it!"

[ladyspur]

Originally Posted by PHANTOM21

^^^ thats a lame title

[SAScrub]

4) Million Dollar Booby

[Spurs Crusader]

3) Glove of Love

[SAScrub]

2) Glove Me Long Time

[PHANTOM21]

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