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04-29-05, 09:35 AM
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Mornin', folks. It's Friday, and I always wake up and say this to myself: They can make you work on Saturday, but they can't make it not be Friday. Friday is a state of mind, not a day of the week.       |
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04-29-05, 10:30 AM
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A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only). He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)." She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T." The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time. The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T." The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?" The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday." |
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#6
04-29-05, 10:31 AM
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__________________ Get a Life. |
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#8
04-29-05, 10:58 AM
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 Hey I like the Funk!
__________________  "PS" This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R where removed. - Mitch Hedberg
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