The Top 10 Things You Don't Want To Overhear In A Restaurant

[ladyspur]

10) "Dammit, that's the third band aid I've lost this week!"

[Crusian]

9) "What kind of herb is it on this bread?" "Herb? Uh, I think the bread bin fell on the mat again. Let me brush that off for you."

8) "The dishwater is up to my ankles back there. They really need to fix the drain."

7) "Why is my rice crawling?"

6) "Is the inside of the ice machine supposed to be pink?"

5) "Just scrape that blue stuff off the cheese as best you can."

4) "Just he just call my dessert a 'creme bru-lugie' ?"

[rjv]

"my hepatitis is giving me problems"

or

"so i said to my doctor, typhoid, what's typhoid?"

[jsandiego]

"Peter, do you really think Las Vegas will be a more profitable market than here?"

aww look at that cute little mouse! (actually was said at Pappadaux's)

[shelden]

When I complained about the state of the Ladies room at my local Chili's, my waitress actually said, "Is it just the smell that bothered you, because we're aware of that?".

[Crusian]

"I can't tell the vomit apart from the tortilla soup anyway, so go ahead and serve it."

"If you see the health inspector coming, here are the quickest escape routes."

"We'd appreciate if you two would stop doing that on the counter."

"I accept dime bags as tips."

[Blake]

"ah, Jerry, I'm a gonna make-a something special for you"

"Poppy's a little sloppy."

[ATB]

Originally Posted by shelden

When I complained about the state of the Ladies room at my local Chili's, my waitress actually said, "Is it just the smell that bothered you, because we're aware of that?".

how awful, i too had a recent bad bathroom in chillis.

[TexasNative]

Waitress: "Has anyone seen my retainer?"

[jsandiego]

has anyone ever read Trainspotting? There's a nasty scene about a waitress serving tomato soup to a disgruntled customer.

[Drachen]

Originally Posted by jsandiego

has anyone ever read Trainspotting? There's a nasty scene about a waitress serving tomato soup to a disgruntled customer.

I read it in 96, I cant remember all of it, could you refresh my memory?