Funniest or Strangest Excuse for missing work

[Taco]

Funniest or Strangest Excuse for missing work

True story:

At my first job I had a co-worker call in because he had been laying out at the pool and his feet got sunburned so bad that he couldn't put on his shoes

[Big Empty]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cruzan2k]

When I was in Stationed on Cory Station in Pensacola,
we had alot of Soldiers miss class because of the same thing.
They were warned by the Doctors that they could
recieve UCMJ action for it, if they reported the
real reason to the chain of command.

[TJinTX]

Originally Posted by Cruzan2k

When I was in Stationed on Cory Station in Pensacola,
we had alot of Soldiers miss class because of the same thing.
They were warned by the Doctors that they could
recieve UCMJ action for it, if they reported the
real reason to the chain of command.

Most definately a LOR, at the least. One can't damage government property, even if that government property is oneself....

[ZStomp]

I called in for Game 2 of the 1999 WCF against Portland...the Memorial Day Miracle Shot by Elliot!


It was worth it.

[Cruzan2k]

I had to call into work one time because I was house/pet watching, and
my friend told me to just open the door in the morning and the dog
would go out, do his thing and come back,,,,well the stinking mutt
didnt come back, so I had to drive around looking for it, praying it
wasn't road kill.


BTW I never did find the dog.

[JimmyFatSak17]

I told an ex-boss that I told "I forgot...my grandmother died and today's her funeral, sorry!!" He just stayed silent and asked me how it went when I came back.

[DrRich]

I know ya'll have probably heard of it, but it's called:

Anal Glaucoma: I can't see my a$$ coming into work today!

[Krusty]

"I said that my internet was down and I couldn't come
in until I replied in the SR Cantina Roll Call Thread."

[PHANTOM21]

they thought it was a strange i showed up to work

[triple]

a soldier of mine said they wouldn't be coming in because
it was that time of the month.