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07-02-04, 01:21 PM
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SPEEDING TICKET A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!" BLONDE ON THE SUN A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!" THE BLONDE KIDNAPPER There was a blonde woman who was having financial troubles so she decided to kidnap a child and demand a ransom. She went to a local park, grabbed a little boy, took him behind a tree and wrote this note: I have kidnapped your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 A.M. Signed, The Blonde. She pinned the note inside the little boy's jacket and told him to go straight home. The next morning, she returned to the park to find the $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed. Inside the bag was the following note.... Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!   Last edited by MomBear; 07-05-04 at 01:29 AM.      |
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07-02-04, 01:22 PM
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Hehehehe...I love being a brunette!
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07-02-04, 02:50 PM
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 mom remember this one: What do you call an intelligent Blonde? - a golden retriever!!!
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07-02-04, 03:23 PM
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What did I do?
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07-02-04, 04:00 PM
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or wait how about that blonde pony tail . I see those alot at the country bars.
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07-02-04, 04:51 PM
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In Argentina we call the blonde dyed women "Taxi":  Yellow in the top Black in the bottom 
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07-02-04, 06:02 PM
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 OMG friggin Hilarious!!!! Classic Post!!!! 
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07-02-04, 09:42 PM
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 Thats a good one.
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07-04-04, 10:10 PM
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A blonde and a redhead are watching the 6 o'clock news one evening. The redhead bets the blonde $50 that the man in the lead story, who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building, will jump. "I'll take that bet," the blonde replied. A few minutes later, the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had, indeed, jumped from the building. The redhead, feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident, turns to the blonde and tells her that she does not need to pay the $50. "No, a bet's a bet," the blonde replies, "I owe you $50 dollars." The redhead, feeling even more guilty, replies "No, you don't understand, I saw the 3:00 edition, so I knew how it was going to turn out." "That's okay," the blonde replies, "I saw it earlier too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." |
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07-05-04, 11:52 AM
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