Thanks, everybody. It's done already--only took about half an hour, from dilation to final photon torpedos. The laser firing only took about two minutes, and was completely painless. Right now I see only a blur with my right eye. He said the blurriness in my eye should go away after a few days. It will be a while before I know if the procedure was successful, though.
Pop: “I haven't talked to Tim in about 6 or 7 years. If I did, he wouldn't listen to me anyway. It says that he's mean and rude!”