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Marc J. Spears: Free agent center Greg Oden to make decision next week picking from Sacramento, Miami, ATL, NO, San Antonio & Dallas, source told Y! Sports. Twitter @SpearsNBAYahoo
Anybody got some pins and needles for me to sit on? This is too much drama, it's holding up the wagon train.
If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you. If you cannot afford a doctor, tough sh*t bud.