Q: Why do basketball players love cookies?
A: Because they can dunk them!
Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A: Because he shot the ball!
Q:What do cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?
A: Root beer!
Q: What do basketball players and babies have in common?
A: They both dribble!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!
Basketball is not an equal opportunity game. If you can't shoot it well, you don't get to shoot. -- Bob Donewald