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Old 07-22-13, 12:03 AM
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Q: Why do basketball players love cookies?
A: Because they can dunk them!

Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A: Because he shot the ball!

Q:What do cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?
A: Root beer!

Q: What do basketball players and babies have in common?
A: They both dribble!

Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!
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