Q: Why do basketball players love cookies?
A: Because they can dunk them!
Q: Why did the basketball player go to jail?
A: Because he shot the ball!
Q:What do cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?
A: Root beer!
Q: What do basketball players and babies have in common?
A: They both dribble!
Q: How do basketball players stay cool during a game?
A: They stand near the fans!
I'm great at multi-tasking -- I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. Ain't life grand!!