Mutombo in the Hall of Fame?
I think his philanthropic work merits a second-look for enshrinement...but defensive players have historically been snubbed in the Hall. It's the flashy, sexy, easily-quantified stats that catch the voters eye and grab the nod.
Like Clovis said, his name is just about cool enough to get him in on its own: Dikembe Mutombo Mpolondo Mukamba Jean-Jacques Wamutombo
(...has fallen down a well!)