“Kobe, look this way. Smile. Blow us a kiss. Having a bad day…..bad week…..things just not working out for you? Beat anyone up in the locker room yet? Tough being a one-man band, huh? Come on, look over here, smile for the camera. Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?