“Kobe, look this way. Smile. Blow us a kiss. Having a bad day…..bad week…..things just not working out for you? Beat anyone up in the locker room yet? Tough being a one-man band, huh? Come on, look over here, smile for the camera. Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"
"I'm always amazed to hear of victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" - Paul Merton