“Kobe, look this way. Smile. Blow us a kiss. Having a bad day…..bad week…..things just not working out for you? Beat anyone up in the locker room yet? Tough being a one-man band, huh? Come on, look over here, smile for the camera. Pleeeeeeeeeeease?"
I'm great at multi-tasking -- I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. Ain't life grand!!