My advice to Kobe, don’t go looking for more trouble and criticism. The Generals may look like a bunch of buffoons, but they have played together as a team for many years and they’re paid to play that way because the Harlem Globetrotters are the star attraction. Of course, the Generals would probably fall down for you and the Lakers if you paid them to, but in a one on one game, I’d pay money to watch them kick your butt out of Staples.
If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed to you. If you cannot afford a doctor, tough sh*t bud.