This is Comissioner Stern's vision for the future of the NBA when he won't have to worry about dealing with the players union and the collective bargaining agreement. Or those silly player agents.
"I'm always amazed to hear of victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" - Paul Merton