Reds player: I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle….here is my handle….wait a minute. What’s wrong with my arm? What the hey, over?
"I'm always amazed to hear of victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?" - Paul Merton