1st Monkey: “You say these guys evolved from us?” 2nd Monkey: “That’s what my Mom told me”. 1st Monkey: “Can’t be. Look at that right fielder scratching his crotch. He should be scratching his arse.” 2nd Monkey: “Geez. What’s this world coming to.”
Suicide does not end the chances of life getting worse; it only eliminates the possibility of life ever getting better.